Corona Virus

An idiotic plauge that closes schools so that people don't get decent grades. Also called CoVid-19.

John:Hi! How's it in school?
Anne: Dunno. The Corona Virus closed litterally everything.
John:Oh right. Then my library book will be 3 years late instead of 2...

by 100YRS March 19, 2020

Corona virus

A dangerous virus that can kill you you get the symptoms 10-14 days since you last left your house symptoms may include coughing shortness of breath if you experience any of these symptoms you should probably see a doctor...

Person 1: *coughing so much* oh gosh i feel awful I've been coughing so much and feeling shortness of breath...

Person 2: OMG get away from me go to the doctor you might have corona virus!!!!

by A RANDOM FREAKING PERSON July 22, 2020

Corona Virus

Corona Virus, also known as Covid-19, is a highly-contacted virus that spreads through any living animal, thing, or person. This virus currently has over 8 million cases in the USA, and 29 million worldwide.

Sanna: Name one thing that you should wear your masks for, wash your hands 3 times daily, and social distance?
N/A: The Corona Virus, of course! Stay safe!

by ActuallyAva September 30, 2020

Cronyvirus

Cronyvirus - is an affliction that renders its victims unable to speak or exercise moral judgment when it comes to addressing any controversial issue concerning the leadership, executive orders, statements or Tweets of President Donald Trump. It affects most Republican members of the House and the Senate If left untreated, Coronyvirus leaves victims in a zombie-like state in which they become silently complicit in supporting a party platform and the 45th President of the US despite overwhelming evidence of fraud, nepotism, sexual assault, abuse of power, hypocrisy, tax evasion and lying to the America public.
At this point, some victims, such as Jeff Flake, Tom Ridge, Mitt Romney, and Carly Fiorina appear to have recovered from the affliction, while others such as Susan Collins have only made a partial recovery. Democrats Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, along with others and US voters, are working on plans to achieve widespread immunity against Cronyvirus on or shortly after November 3, 2020.

Despite the Mueller report; disparaging books written by former Trump staff and family members; and stories about tax evasion and sexual assault President Trump has the support of the Republican party due to the rampant Cronyvirus epidemic among the GOP Senators and Representatives.

by The Quipster October 1, 2020

Corona virus

The corona virus was discovered in China. It got so bad that we are in quarantine and we could only leave our houses for good reasons... the corona virus has to be gone before July I hope 😭😭😭😭😭

Omg DONT catch that corona virus! 🦠

by Panda_lovers89 April 11, 2020

Corona virus

Something I can't get cause I'm not old enough to drink yet

I heard the corona virus started when a man fucked a bat in wuhan

by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! October 8, 2020

cagonavirus

Many people responded to the CVID-19 Coronavirus by panic buying. And the toilet paper perceived scarcity became an actual scarcity. Cagon(a) is the Mexican word mean "someone who takes a lot of craps. Sometime in March, 2020 a man who not being able to find a pack of rolls of toilet paper for a few days posted on Facebook blaming all the crazy cagones and coined the term Cagon-a-virus.
Toilet paper was selling out at all stores, lines of people buying out toilet paper, price gouging online for toilet paper etc etc

The Cagonavirus outbreak is so bad I have resorted to stealing a roll from work.

by Charkhian March 13, 2020