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Clusterfuck

person: That was a great clusterfuck last night!
Person2: Inorite?!
by ToxicCupCake November 13, 2009
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clusterfuck

To have sexual intercourse with at least one other person in a computer cluster.
I've been so hosed lately that had to ask Cindy to meet me in 66-080, so we could clusterfuck between p-sets.

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Those SIPB jerks locked our Athena accounts after they caught us clusterfucking in 66-080!
by dotcom January 18, 2008
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A word I like to use without knowing exactly what it means. Usually I like to say it and make it sound dirty, because it has the word "fuck" in it.
It was quite a clusterfuck when I clusterfucked your mom in her clusterfuck last night.
by Hudong August 25, 2006
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n. Being fucked up in so many ways that you cant even count. See Ozzy Osbourne or Lady GaGa. They are prime examples of clusterfucks.
Person 1: Hey its my pet rock Penis!

Person 2: Dont be such a clusterfuck, you lil peice of shit.
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Mongolian Clusterfuck

A phrase reffering to the word mongaloid,or downy flake,or such a person with down syndrome.It is used as a insult in such a situation with more than three persons with down syndrome in the same room.
Hey dave!, yes joe,dude after work yesterday i went to the E.R and they had one hell of a mongolian clusterfuck in there.
by Jellybear July 29, 2009
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When more than two people of the same or different sex sleep beside eachother. Close enough to touch and cuddle but not engage in sexual activity, providing comfort and warmth for all involved.
Three femals, two males clusterfuck at their afterprom in a queen size bed. Their clusterfuck allowes them all to fit on the bed and sleep throughout the night with warmth and comfort.
by ksolt92 June 6, 2011
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throwing a fistfull of rocks at someone, with a malice intention. generally screamed before you throw the rocks, but can also be used in the past to indicated that they have had rocks thrown at them.
Dan, stop clusterfucking Hazen.
Damn i got majorly clusterfucked today.
by the pink chicken January 22, 2006
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