cork your clacker

An example of banter telling someone to be quiet, to stop talking through their arse. clacker = arse.

Joanne was bugging me so I told her to shut her cakehole. She retorted with "cork your clacker"

by fadam7811 November 29, 2011

Clackers

Describing something that is extremely good/cool or in fashion.

Maa'aate! That chick Rufus hooked last nite was the Clackers!!

by Woody P September 20, 2007

clucker

One who is stupid, a dumbass, acts like an idiot and never is wanted around.

Dylan: Oh jesus Ham Sandwich is here.
Dan: God who invited that clucker.

by Dan The Mizan November 2, 2006

Clackers

Spectacularly droopy breasts, that can be imagined beating together in similar fashion to the childs toy of the same name when the possesor of said clackers moves in a vertical direction. Also see clackerknobs. Has been transmuted into a slang term for breasts of all descriptions.

Would you look at the clackers on that?!?!?!

Refernces in the UK red top press to Judy Finnegan exposing her clackers on live TV when her top collapsed at an awards ceremony.

by Ian McHugh April 20, 2008

clinker

see also teggit

Ouch! Teggits

by oracle March 12, 2004

cluckerspaniel

A cocker spaniel that is addicted to crack or someone that does something to slightly annoy you.

Drew: "I can't go to green lake to play basketball."

Pat: "Man, why you gotta be such a cluckerspaniel?"

by chcknfjitas June 15, 2011

Cluckerfuck

To have sexual relations with a person on a bed of chicken tenders. Preferably while one or both parties are covered in some type of dipping sauce.

Austin just got done cluckerfucking that girl with a very feminine name. I couldn't tell from afar, but it appeared she was covered in hot sauce at the beginning, and ranch dressing at the end.

by Clucker Pucker March 29, 2015