Huggie flamed his way into the room at the party and then came Ken in behind him. When asked what they were doing alone in the room; Ken said that he was a good ball cleaner. Huggie licked his fingers and smiled with glee.
by Ball Cleaner May 09, 2014
In 1804, Several peasants in Germany were revolting against their dictator because he was being a big turkey. They decided that the Americans in America were not helping them enough with there potatos, so they overthrew their king dictator guy, and they went to America with their potatos and hit some Americans. The Americans, out of anger, threw apples at the Germans, who, ironically, were powered up by apples by 7 points! The Americans lost against the Germans, but luckily, since the Germans weren't American, they lost by default. The Americans then took all their apples and renamed them Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaners.
by Commander Turkey January 30, 2011
Be my fuckuum cleaner. 🌬
by 🅰️ January 16, 2022
The "Cleveland Cleaner" (mostly used by people who recycle, are pussies, or live in California) In order to safe money and the enviornment, you take your friends used condom, lick it clean (high in protein and organic), and use it as your own.
Scenario 1: Hey Keith, its Jeremy. I hope you dont mind, I pulled a Cleveland cleaner last night with your condoms because im having a "Vegan And Gays Only Orgy" tonight and i wanted to be earth friendly and save a few dollars. Hope to see YOU, at VAGOO! XOXO Bye!
by Ct. Blackula January 25, 2018
A person who punctures their entire tongue with glass then french kisses people to death against their will.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.
"I hired Japanese window cleaner to kill (insert enemies name here)im also livestreaming it for pornhub"
"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"
"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"
by Geradinkus May 15, 2017
During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.
by HUE HUE HUE!! October 08, 2016
When a man sit on a toilet and the head of his penis unintentionally dips into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See also Scrotal Bidet
Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and my dickhead hit the water!”
Guy 2: “That toilet is a real head cleaner!”
Guy 2: “That toilet is a real head cleaner!”
by Wandering_Star February 10, 2020