Clarinet

A Clarinet is an ugly and retarded instrument. It is pretty much a black - painted recorder with more fingerings. Most of the time it makes this autistic squeaking noise that nobody likes. I bet most clarinet players think that the clarinet is a musical dildo. You don’t even need talent to play this fucktard instrument. NEVER play the clarinet.

I hate playing the clarinet I hate ot

by Lemonsareok November 28, 2018

clairtextience

the ability to sense when you've received a text without hearing or looking at your phone

oh, i see why he hasn't responded: he was down at the beach all day without his cell phone.

yeah, i guess his clairtextience is off today.

by bailmoney June 28, 2009

Clarinetting

A sexual act, pertaining to the fallating of the penis, in which the fallatator blows down the urethra while firmly gripping the base. This only occurs at the end of an oral session before he finna bust that nut in order to increase stamina during sex.

Guy 1: So last night my girl was giving me head and I knew she wanted sex after .
Guy 2: So what did you do?
Guy 1: Let's just say she was clarinetting at the end and I was all ready for round two.
Guy 2: What?

by MountainsOfMountains June 4, 2018

Clarinet

An instrument, but also used as a women's name

Aliza: for the band recitle i will be playing a clarinet

Tristan: I knew a bitch named clarinet

by Tri Tri's girlfriend August 7, 2018

Clarinet

The best instrument get lost all you other losers! (Except for percussion the other best instruments)

"Man the clarinet is the best instrument"

by Peppa Pig the 3735863684 November 5, 2019

clarice

a name of a person who is a kind hearted person, calm, likes animals, good at art, good at music, loves the sound of nature, who tries to communicate with the nature and animal alot, really good at piano, who likes birds, a creative person, friendly indeed, one kind of a friend you need, very patient

cmon there clarice! cheer up don't be sad alright :)

by birb likes you April 4, 2022

i learnt the clarinet at school

I give a great blowjob

"Can you do anything?!?"
"I learnt the clarinet at school...."

by 7947568 July 7, 2016