claridge

The man with the worlds longest foreskin

It has to be rolled up to find the small stem beneath the covers

Dirty old Claridge the spacedocking champion

That Claridge has a huge foreskin man

by Big chief digger September 18, 2021

Clearing

Used on Twitter and possibly other social media sites to converse on a fight between 2 or more people or objects, simialr to Chad vs Virgin, and who would win X (regular thing) or Y (funny thing)

Tweet: "Who's clearing?" *image of hand on the left and a piece of paper on the right*
Comment 1: paper cuts are no joke
Comment 2: Ratio+ my hand would totally rip that paper

by Globgogabgalab 2.0 October 4, 2021

Clarin

The most amazing woman in the universe. She’s so beautiful; she’s drop dead gorgeous, but she doesn’t know it. She’s not tall but she’s really stunning. She’s so adorable when she smiles. Her eyes disappear when she laughs; her eyes are so attractive, it’s like looking at the stars at night. She’s clever but she doesn’t admit it. Thinks logically. She’s very good at playing video games. She’s fun to talk to. The world was so much prettier with her in it.

have you met Clarin?

Yeah, she is the best

by Alyaaaa November 22, 2021

Clarina

Clarina is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. A very smart girl who basically can do everything she puts her mind to. She has a fierce exterior but an extremely warm and loving interior. There’s no one like her in this world. Lucky are those who are close to her for she will fight and stick for them, but luckier are those who are loved by her for she will always be there, thru thick and thin. Extremely sexy and elegant. She can make you fall in love harder than you’ve ever imagined.

Joshua: Who’s that girl?
David: I think that’s Aphrodite, but they say her name’s Clarina

by tav. November 23, 2021

Caring

Caring people are people you wanna hangout with, share things with and enjoy times with. If you can find a caring person in your life see how they are, don’t try to impress them just be normal.

Person 1: I really like hanging out with ___ he/she is so kind.
Person 2: Really!! maybe I need someone like that.
Person 1: A caring person is always kind, encouraging, beings themselves and is helpful!!

by Dictionist November 29, 2021

Clarinet

The clarinet is the best instrument in the band, and the one with the most parts to put together. The clarinets are usually always the band director's favorite section because they actually LEARN their part and don't talk while the director's talking (unlike the trumpets), and listen to the director, unlike the percussionists.

Band Director: Thank you clarinets for actually learning your parts to the music and practicing, UNLIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. (saying "UNLIKE EVERBODY ELSE" louder so everybody else can hear him.)
Clarinets: *Sitting there, feeling super proud*
The rest of the band: *Feeling guilty for not practicing and learning the music*

by Dance_Softball_Gurl December 27, 2021

Clarinet

The clarinet is the best instrument in the band, and the one with the most parts to put together. The clarinets are usually always the band director's favorite section because they actually LEARN their parts and DON'T TALK while the director's talking (unlike the trumpets), and LISTEN to the director, unlike the percussionists.

Band Director: Thank you clarinets for actually learning your parts to the music and practicing, UNLIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. I wish you knuckleheads would be more like the clarinets. (saying "UNLIKE EVERYBODY ELSE" louder so everybody else can hear him and kindly teasing the rest of the band by calling them knuckleheads, as that's their little class nickname.)

by Dance_Softball_Gurl December 27, 2021