One Direction

One Direction are a British-Irish boy band formed in London during the 2010 series of the 'X-Factor', consisting of members Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson.

They are popular among pre-teen girls and like to take their shirts off. Even though their entire fanbase is under the age of 15, they still like to sing about sex and how they all like Penis. There has been numerous reports (all with legit evidence, such as a picture of the 5 in bed together) claiming their almost certain Homosexuality.

Despite this they have a rabid fanbase of purely female tweens that admire the band solely for their looks. There really is no way they could actually 'enjoy' the music produced by their combined rectum.

Fangirl1: I LOVE U HARRY STYLES!!!11<3

Fangirl2: they arnt gay they have gfs ur just jelous so stfu

Fangirl3: I <3 THEM SOOOO MUCH :DDD

Fangirl4: ONE DIRECTION 4 LYF <333333

Me: I would face palm at the terrible grammar and general personalities that seems to go hand in hand with 'Directioners', but I fear I may get my hand stuck in the back of my cranium.

by Non-Fangirl Chloe August 12, 2012

One Direction

Another one of those crappy pop bands with all boys. While guys think they look gay, girls, for some reason love their looks. Their music, like most music today, is low quality crap that dominates the airwaves. Luckily, they will be forgotten in a year or two, and replaced by other mainstream crap.

Who's One Direction? Must be another one of those terrible bands that teenage girls love. When will music be good again?

by TheMan4747 September 2, 2012

directioner

the people who have been with One Directioner from the beginning. the ones who know their first song was Torn at the judges house, not WMYB on the radio. The ones who refuse to use spoons and live big red buses. Whenever we see a pigeon we scream KEVIN. the ones who protest with jimmy. the ones that cant wait for thee larry stylnison wedding. the ones who support there gayness with each other. we are the ones who love them for their sexual behavior and actions and not just their looks. the ones who supported the before they appeared on nick and the radio. the ones who worship becky sales for running on stage. the ones who have been in this fandom thorugh the bra throwing , the tapon throwing, ballet dance moves, irish jigs, video diaries and more.

girl: Ive loved one direction since the x factor
girl 2: damn you must be a hard core directioner.

by larrystylinson463573569 August 1, 2012

directionally challenged

A colloquial, quasi-humorous term for someone who is unsure of their location in space and may even be unclear about the left versus right sides of their own body. As psychological testing suggests, women may tend on average to have better liguistic skills than men, while men, in general, might have better orientation in space, so a man who is "directionally challenged" may be seen as less masculine by his peers. If a lifelong trait, it may represent a form of Minimal Brain Damage (MBD) related to Dyslexia or Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD); but if it occurs for the first time in a middle-aged or older person, it might herald a future dementia, such as Alzheimer's Disease (AD).

One reason (aside from instilling discipline) that the armed forces emphasize close-order drill in the training of recruits is to weed out the directionally challenged as someone who is such--"S'matter? Doncha know yer left from yer right? You directionally challenged or sompin'?"--will tend to do poorly on the battlefield and may even jeopardize the lives of his or her fellow soldiers, sailors, or fellow fliers.

by DrWhosis April 3, 2010

directioners

directioners are a group of clowns who support this one group called one direction wich had to take a “hiatus” and never came back. directioners happen to clown every single day of their life. basically directioners are a circus full of clowns.

“what are the one direction stans called?”
“i think they are called the directioners”

by slutforlouist91 December 25, 2020

one direction

gay

one direction aka gay

by faggot1234 August 6, 2012

One Direction

A group of 5 British chino wearing wankers who consistently release awful music, therefore pissing the entire male generation off but some how attracting the attention of thousands of wet girls, who are known as "directioners" you will see these girls parading the streets in nothing but mini skirts and low cut t-shirts all year round, if you ever see somebody who matches this criteria, ask them if they like one direction, you will be surprised!

Slag : "OMG all the one direction boys are sooo reem"

random passer by : "do you really think so?"

Slag : "Yeah course!! im a directioner"

Random passer by : *hits slag in face with spade*

by TopLad January 10, 2012