speed-chub

the condition of an erection after taking too many stimulants

i got this "speed-chub"..i can fuck for like 2 minutes at a time but then it starts to go soft..then i gotta like milk that blood back in and go back to fuckin. this bitch be rollin her eyes i'm lovin it.

this is a train to nowhere baby so it's gonna be all night ;)

now bend down further i need to do a line

by bobby swoledick brothers February 7, 2010

chub in the tub

When a man likes a woman with a few extra pounds

See my man J, he likes a lil' chub in the tub.

by Dicksunhairy February 4, 2021

Corn Chub

What you say in school when you're talking about PornHub

"I watch alot of Corn Chub"

by bAAAtteries April 12, 2021

chubs hand

The act of receiving a handjob with the giver using a prosthetic wooden hand, possibly with the fingers simply glued on.

Reference to the 1996 classic, Happy Gilmore - and his golf coach, Chubs.

My girlfriend got her hand ripped off in a woodchipper yesterday, so I made her give me the ole chubs hand a few minutes after she woke up from surgery.

by Ticklish Tapir July 1, 2018

rub chub

An unwanted erection obtained during a massage.

Upon seeing my attractive masseuse at the spa, I was worried about getting a rub chub in front of my wife at our couple's massage.

by Mashfan777 November 9, 2015

negative chub

When the extreme grotesque appearance of a female causes your penis to shrink even smaller than its already flaccid position.

Aww man, is that fat chick wearing a one-piece denim dress? I think I just got negative chub

by ghamin February 23, 2011

Cum chub

When you bust such a fat load in your pants you look like a baby that just shat itself

Dallin:uhhh *cum noises*
Jacob: bro did you just nut!!??
Kitt:ew he has a cum chub!

by The ass blaster99 March 5, 2020