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Commander Chud

a nickname implying someone is so gay they are the master and commander of all dicks. used as an insult.
Mike: hey, sup commander chud

brandon: sup
by lunarsauce July 15, 2011
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Chud-puffer

A woman who is known for nothing but giving blowjobs and spitting the cum back onto the man's penis.
man i heard Emiliana next door is a Chud-puffer!
by ChunkyRot October 20, 2025
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Chuds McKinsey

Chuds McKinsey noun \ˈchudz mə-ˈkin-zē\
1. A paradoxical, chaotic, and intellectually eclectic individual, equally at home in messy bathrooms, cluttered workspaces, and complex theoretical discussions. Chuds McKinsey is renowned for lateral thinking, integrative learning, and unorthodox problem-solving, combining apparent disorder with unexpected brilliance. Frequently responsible for minor domestic or public disruptions, including toilet clogs, overuse of sticky notes, or creative rearrangements of shared spaces.
2. (informal / humorous) A figure who exemplifies messy genius, paradoxical behavior, and eclectic knowledge, fueled by a fiber-rich diet heavily influenced by Asian cuisine, which supports both cognitive energy and occasional porcelain adventures.

Adjective:
• Exhibiting qualities characteristic of Chuds McKinsey: unorthodox, unpredictable, paradoxical, messy yet insightful, chaotic yet innovative.
• Demonstrating integrative, cross-disciplinary knowledge applied in unconventional and often humorous ways.

Verb: to Chuds McKinsey
• To approach a problem, situation, or project in a seemingly chaotic, counterintuitive, or unorthodox manner that ultimately produces innovative or highly effective results.
Example: “The team was stuck until she Chuds McKinsey’d the workflow—sticky notes, ramen noodles, and blockchain in perfect, messy harmony.”
1. “I didn’t understand her strategy at first, but it was pure Chuds McKinsey.”
2. “He Chuds McKinsey’d the workflow using sticky notes and ramen noodles.”
3. “The office is a disaster, but somehow we’re ahead of schedule—total Chuds McKinsey energy.”
4. “She’s both a mess and a genius at the same time—classic Chuds McKinsey.”
5. “We were stuck on the project until Jordan Chuds McKinsey’d the whole thing into submission.”
6. “His joke about quantum origami was pure Chuds McKinsey.”
7. “He thrives in chaos—real Chuds McKinsey behavior.”
8. “I thought the bathroom was safe… until Chuds McKinsey showed up.”
9. “She Chuds McKinsey’d the hackathon with noodles, sticky notes, and a whiteboard full of equations.”
10. “Classic Chuds McKinsey energy—messy, unpredictable, and brilliant.”
by Chuds McKinsey September 8, 2025
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Chud

The antithesis of a garloid. Someone who just doesn't understand the wonders of the world. After taking a hit of the garloid they may understand. Can also be used as a substitute for fuck.
"What the chud?"
"Get a load of this chud"
"You're being a real chud"
by DragonTail624 March 11, 2023
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Chud

To understand this Chud you must become one with the Chud, feel what’s in your Chud you must understand your Chud and only then will you know the true meaning of being a Chud.
Hey man we are such Chuds but that guy over there is a fucking Chud
by Nexax December 6, 2025
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Chud

someone who is un athletic or stupid. usually aimed towards someone who has a beer belly.
That dude is a chud
by SQU1DW4RD June 4, 2018
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