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Don't make me go Chris Brown on you... 

a playful threat of domestic violence
Girlfriend: Babe, will you rub my feet?

Boyfriend: No, stop asking me, bitch! Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...

Pull a Chris Brown 

Refering to recent events in which Chris Brown allegedly beat up former girl friend Rihanna. For this reason "pulling a chris brown" is abusing your girl friend or spouse.
Ed: I heard Nancy was showing some disrespect.
Ted: Yeah your heard right, but don't worry I am going to Pull a Chris Brown on her ass when I get home from work.
Ed:Show her who is boss.
Ted: Keep the PIMP hand strong!
Pull a Chris Brown by Benjomania February 23, 2009

Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother 

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother
Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry

beats by chris brown 

Headphones that assault your ears like he assaulted rihanna.
Yo man my new headphones are basically beats by chris brown.

Pull a Chris Brown 

1. To beat on a wife or girlfriend much like rapper Chris Brown allegedly did to his former girlfriend Rihanna.

2. To fumble at the opponents goal line in professional football, much like Texans running back Chris Brown did repeatedly in the 2009 NFL season, much to the dismay of his fantasy owners.
1. Paul: "Dude, I saw some guy in the parking lot beating on his wife the other day."

Mark: "Was he about to pull a Chris Brown?"

2. All my fantasy running backs like to pull a Chris Brown. I'm dropping all of them.

going chris brown 

mean one guy beating up his girlfriend
bob: you better give me my money or i'll be going chris brown on yo ass,hoe