Sparker's Choice

The decision you have to make when you have one good punch, but there are two available targets

I heard Bones ran into some trouble with a couple of fellas down the boozer last night. Ended up taking the bigger one out on a sparker's choice

by jesselujack27 March 2, 2016

3rd Choice

No! There IS Ben! There IS a 3rd choice!

Hym "The 3rd choice is that you're a full of shit Jewish incest freak and your incest cult dictates what constitutes 'evil' and what constitutes 'evil' to a Jewish incest cult is anything that is not a Jewish incest cult."

by Hym Iam February 7, 2025

pro-choice

A hypocritical left wing ideology that based upon the principle of "my body, my choice." Seems as well until you realize it only applies to abortion rights. The same hypocrites who cry for control of their bodies, do a complete 180 when they see someone who is not vaccinated or wearing a mask.

Pro-choice person: Why aren't you wearing your mask?

Principled Libertarian: Because Its MY body and My Choice, buddy!

by EPICblogspot January 25, 2023

choice board

An awful slave of homework that only nurds complete before the last day until it’s do

I hate Ms Ellis because of our choice boards

by Big pp gang member 567896948 October 21, 2019

My money my choice

An anti-feminist slogan started by Dave Chapelle used to expose the hypocrisy of feminists when it comes to abortion.

Dave Chapelle:But ladies… I also believe if you do decide to keep the baby man should not have to pay.
Crowd is silent
Dave Chapelle: It’s my money my choice

by BurgerKingNuggets July 11, 2024

Definition of poor life choices

Ieva (me)

-What's the definition of poor life choices?
-Ieva

by Winstonmaldivasimons February 17, 2023

Easy Choices

A good looking girl who you wouldnt mind taking her clenlyness, or having her give you oral pleasure. If the girl is attractive then she becomes an "Easy Choice" Also if you meet her at deja vu in Seattle she is no matter what an
"EASY CHOICE".

Talal: Jon did you see that Snail?

Jon: Yea Talal i did, she was like a 7 though.

Talal:I really dont care, It's still "Easy Choices" if you ask me.

by John Boulahan February 9, 2009