Chode Monkey

One who is as short as they are wide, also makes rude comments about others to hide the fact that no one likes them and is a social outcast to everyone besides one special neighbor.

Maggie Fransisco is a chode monkey

by Koolp9000 March 24, 2007

fire chode

when one has both a fire crotch and a chode

Charlie's packin' a fire chode.

by Ian Colton March 6, 2008

chode smoking dick pole

the lowest form of human existence

sammy is a chode smoking dick pole

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

chode bunny

Noun: If belly button lint and a dingleberry had some good drunk sex, this would be their spawn. A close cousin to the household dust bunny, this species is only found in the area of the chode. Has been found to be rather difficult to remove from its natural habitat due to its dingleberry clinging ability. However the % of fecal matter is much lower, mainly comprised of cloth fibers and body hair. A very unique breed.

Term of Endearment: Not as harsh as calling someone a chode.

I got home after work and my crotch was full of chode bunnies.

Hey chode bunny.

by s carroll November 5, 2005

Chode Monger

Some one who sells chode

Christian is a chode monger

by Eric Hunt April 18, 2007

Brillo Chode

A guy who has a dick that is 3 to 4 inches long (4 inches max) it is also bumpy/prickley like a brillo pad. Don't forget that it smells AWFUL...the kid probably doesn't bathe or brush his teeth. Stay away from these types of kids

"Yo that kid Brian S. has a brillo chode!"
"Ewww! That's gross! Keep him away from me!"

by Sam Bebrush March 3, 2010

throat choker

A cock so damn big, it clogs up the throat and chokes the shit out of ya.

edmundson is talking funny, she must of had a throat choker this morning.

by fat meat December 13, 2004