by MEDDY April 11, 2025

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises
Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace
Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards
Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards
by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020

by Haxces February 25, 2017

-an individual that doesn’t deserve my love or respect
-an individual that ur so close with u call them ur sibling
-an individual that ur so close with u call them ur sibling
by Yamama_021 May 18, 2018

by Pimp chimping November 30, 2022

“I stepped up my game last night, gave her the ol’ Chimp Dunker”
“What did you do with the banana after?”
“What did you do with the banana after?”
by starseer February 1, 2023
