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cheesecake

a male individual, who acts pompously and thinks of himself having a high fashion sense, when in reality looks dull and vain.

1) An individual who can be described as "cheesy".

2) Somebody having an uninspired fashion sense, and always dressed in according to the mainstream; one who wants to be known wearing designer labels, choosing clothing where label names can be read clearly.

3) A man who thinks highly of himself and not is not aware of his faults.

4) A person, to whom negative qualities of a stereotypical male can be applied to, a macho.

5) A man who is uninteresting to the opposite sex beyond his looks and appearance.
"Did you see Natasha's new boyfriend?", "Yeah, what a cheesecake!"

"What do you think about the new nightclub in town?" "Ah, it is so dull, full of cheesecakes!
by sonicth May 24, 2011
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Venezuelan Cheescake

When a man forces his wife to eat a urinal cake covered in semen and forcibly kidnaps her to Venezuela. After 2 days the man comes out of the hotel shower ass-naked and shits all over the woman's face before rubbing the shit off with his bare dick and making his wife deep throat it for 16 hours straight. After all of that the woman has to endure her husband choking her to death with a giant piece of Swiss cheese, before the man fucks the dead body until his dick gets stuck. He then cuts off his dick and eats the decomposed vagina with 87% of his dick still inside. The tasty vagina is a Venezuelan Cheescake.
Your Fat Mom: I think John just made some Venezuelan Cheescake.
Police: FUKIN MURDERUR KIL HIMM NOWOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by jackspedicey 2 September 17, 2017
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Strawberry Cheescake

A Strawberry Cheesecake is when you go down on a female, and find out not only is she on her period, but she has a yeast infection.
I thought I was in for a rainbow kiss with my GF, but it ended up being a Strawberry Cheescake.
by OdinSoundTV July 23, 2023
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puerto rican cheescake

Puerto Rican cheescake is when you pour fondu into a fat girls ass and eat it
Lawrence gave Salena a Puerto Rican cheescake in chelan
by Tyler_spees November 9, 2018
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Cheesecake

"What time is it?!" "Cheesecake! Woot woot!"
by Major Sunshine March 13, 2009
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Cheesicle

Whenever you heat up a frozen food and the cheese is still frozen.
"I was hungry so I took a frozen hot pocket and stuck it in the microwave, waited 2 minutes. Took a bite, and yuck....there was a cheesicle in it."
by JuiceCakes January 17, 2010
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cheeseleak

1. A nasty, oozing byproduct of greasy pizza. Often found running down one's wrist at most inopportune times.

2. A derogatory name for someone who has the tendency to be in places you would really rather not have them in.

3. Something disgusting.
Your face is a cheeseleak.
by Felix123 November 25, 2010
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