chappedDiCk

Comes from the anglosaxon word meaning dry penis. 1) when your penis gets cracked and dry related to lack of lube during intercourse. 2) When your penis becomes dry and cracked related to ineffective homecare resulting in skin infection.

As in:
Think dirty Lucy when we fuck, you give my pepe ChappedDICK when you get dry"

by Professor candi February 4, 2005

chapucero

From the spanish language; Sloppy, or sleazy

He did a chapucero job.

by hannahdearest2893 April 14, 2007

chaput

Being lazy or not willing to put forth effort.

Willing to put forth more effort to get out of working rather than just doing the task at hand.

“Johnny’s a real fucking chaput today. He has’nt done a damn thing all day!”

by Sid n Nancy December 1, 2017

Cappucine

A large penis with wings.

I was holding my cappucine tightly, i needed to go pee

by leonardodicaprio June 1, 2010

german cappuccino

1. while one is having intercourse with a woman you proceed to have a bowel movement on top of the womens scalp (the shit must be diarhea otherwise it wouldnt look like a cappuccino)

Lars came home and decided to give his girlfriend a german cappuccino.

by Lars Shiggins August 3, 2007

chapped arse

A painful, dry skin condition between the arse cheeks, often caused by excess sweat or a night out on the piss

fuck me, have you got any savlon? i ended up going for a kebab when i was arseholed last night, an woke up this morning with a bout of chapped arse

by barry bouffante May 17, 2006

Chappin Ass

Just chappin ass. To be in a state of laziness and/or inactivity.

1: Whats up man?

2: I'm just chappin ass doog.

1: Ohhh I see.

by chapperking February 27, 2010