champagne dazzle

To champagne dazzle is to run quickly away from something.

Mate: did you see that fed car ?
Me: ye g I was champagne dazzling
Mate: that’s a champagne dazzle ting

by Charlie holloway February 20, 2019

champagne dog bath

a waste of money and/or resources

That Temu trampoline sure was a champagne dog bath.

by Deluxe Raccoon September 18, 2025

American Champagne

An oxymoron.

Champagne can only come from France, in the region of Champagne.

Somebody tell Donald Trump that there's no such thing as American Champagne businesses.

by Txorromorro March 15, 2025

trailer park champagne

A cocktail made with red bull, vodka, and cheap champagne!

When we are doing blow we gots to have that trailer park champagne!

by TheGreatGreenDragon September 17, 2016

Wang-Champagne

Another name for the sauce of man.

Properly entertaining his female house guest, Bobby sophisticatedly invites Sarah to sample his wang-champagne.

by ADeadlySpark August 14, 2011

Champagne and Shackles

A drinking party theme, where you and a friend are zip-tied together until the champagne you’ve brought is finished. Prepare the buckets boys

“Hey you wanna pair up for Champagne and Shackles on Friday night?”
“Sure, but you’ll prolly be getting barf on your shoes”

by cdubs33 October 19, 2023

Champagne Ass

When one person takes a bottle of fizz, somewhat like Chappledown or Veuve Cliquotand fizz that bottle right up and insert into the ass of a willing woman and watch that spray come right out of her ass all over the new bear rug and get the cleaner to suck it up or into the open mouth of a filthy willing participant

Oh my god! I got Champagne ass fucked in the ass! I sprayed all over the new bear rug! He asked me if I liked Bum-Perignon, I replied, of course I'm a lady, even after squirting all over great grandma's antique silver mustard pot with a tiny spoon! Daddy was not impressed.

by Champagne Ass August 26, 2018