Caught Bating

When you are masterbating while living with your parents, as a teenager, or you have roommates and someone walks in on you in the middle of doing it so you hide it

I've gotten caught bating many times but one time I had the movie step brothers on and I had the sound of porn on my phone. My mom walked in and I turned off my phone immediately but I was about to cum so I cut it off and I got my first case of blue balls. Like 10 or 20 minutes later my balls hurt so I got my porn back on and jerked off again the same thing happened again and my balls hurt so bad that I just finished while my mom was talking to me it was so embarrassing that I got caught bating

by GayGuyyyyy October 10, 2020

Caught Ya Shittin!

When you catch somebody in a lie or doing something they aren’t supposed to be doing.

Sarah- “Did I really say those things last night?”
Bob- “Oh yeah, you were lying through your teeth. Totally caught ya shittin!”

by John Sonix October 19, 2020

caught with his pants down

To be caught in an embarrassing or compromising situation

"The cook was macking on the female server, and he was caught with his pants down."

"The prosecutor practiced extra hard on her closing statement, because she didn't want to get caught with her pants down."

"The team put in extra time at practice, because they didn't want to get caught with their pants down during the game."

by Morgan Williams July 6, 2022

Caught your Bitch In your Bed!

When you catch a couple during sex or after sex— usually in the top’s bed.

*stephen and Eve are having sex*
*dakota walks in*
Eve: don’t say it…
Dakota: …
Stephen: don’t…
Dakota: …Caught your Bitch In your Bed!

by taromybobatea August 4, 2022

Titty caught in the wringer

In the days before dryers a washing machine had a thing on the side that had two rollers and a crank handle. The rollers were close enough to wring the laundry to squeeze out the excess water. Hence the name “Wringer.” If a woman got to close while wringing out the clothes she could get one of her breasts caught in the wringer.

“Oh man! She’s in a lot of trouble. She got her titty caught in the wringer!”

by jehjeh3711 August 9, 2022

Caught up

Caught up

When your underwear gets caught up in your junk. When your balls get caught up and needs to be adjusted.

by Lil'Nasty Nati January 7, 2022

Caught a game for a recruit

During sex when you are in bland old missionary, and your Charlie horse or hamstring starts cramping badly enough that you lose your erection. You are officially too old for this partner.

“How’d it go with Julie? Dem tiddies are LEGIT!”
-“oh man, I caught a game for a recruit and had to stop. I’m officially too old for hot chicks now!”

by Fungordon May 15, 2022