Castro

to console your partner with fellatio when intercourse is not available or warranted.

Gary: I don't know, babe, I'm pretty tired.

Steph: Me, too. That's ok, I'll just give you a Castro.

by slees August 5, 2009

castro valley

a boring town full of old white people, rednecks, undercover KKK, annoying rich asians, and not much else.

when i was at the high school (i graduated june 06), it was jam packed full with posers and preps. every kid there in his white tee thinks he's so tough and can take down anybody. can't stand them.

don't move there if you don't appreciate posers or stupid.

i wish i lived in san leandro or oakland instead, because castro valley is filled with fakers.

by J.M.F. July 6, 2006

castor

Beaver, in spanish, en espanol

Hey, fat idiot, that triple H's castor is so full, you might lose some chicken nuggets in it.

by anonymous May 13, 2005

Honesty Caption

A caption for a photo posted on social media that is characterized by honest and/or sincere expression, as opposed to attempts at cleverness and/or witticism. Invented by Canadian world traveler Laya Polowin circa 2015.

Caption: this is a picture of me sitting on my bed because I look good. Also, I’m bored.

Me: that is a true honesty caption.

by Kim Jong Uno January 3, 2018

castro valley

A town in the East Bay affectionately known as Cracker Valley for the massive population of whites and Asians who live in the overpriced homes. Has a reputation for having many undercover KKK members and for producing many wannabe gangsters who would be severely beaten if they ever tried to talk like that in front of someone from Oakland or Richmond. A pretty boring town, Castro Valley wants to be like Piedmont when it comes to being known as a rich kid town and fails rather miserably seeing how nobody outside of the immediate area knows it exists.

Castro Valley kid: Yea, I'm repping da CV! It's harrrd out herre fo a pimp!

Oakland kid: Shut the f**k up.

by take_the_scenic_route January 16, 2007

Castro

The gay district of San Francisco, sometimes referred to as a "Gay Mecca." Originally began in the 70s, when civil rights pioneer Harvey Milk became the first gay city official in the US. Murdered in city hall along with the mayor by a jealous competitor, who was later released after only a very brief sentence, leading to widespread outrage in the city. Now home to many gay individuals, businesses, restaurants, bars and clubs. Home to one of the biggest Pride celebrations, annually every summer.

Stupid ignorant motherfuckers on this website telling people in the castro to "get a girlfriend" should try getting a boyfriend instead.

by Chris September 3, 2005

Casting Party

A party where all the participants hold a bottle of alcohol (Mad Dog, Jack Daniels, Tequila,...) in their hand and then wrap it in tape - so much tape that it looks like their hand and wrist look like they are wearing a cast. White tape - especially white Hockey tape - is the best to use. It holds tight when wet, and really looks like a cast when enough is applied.

Once the "cast" has been applied, the bottle is opened, and the cap is thrown away. The bottle can only be removed when it has been emptied. By the time that happens, doing a "high five" with someone else (using their cast hand) is typically the method of celebration. Cut and sliced hands are not uncommon - but you're so wasted it doesn't matter!

Note: If you are a "pro" you can cast BOTH hands! This brings in certain factors. Most immediate is recruiting someone when you have to pee. Usually this is your girlfriend, though anyone of the opposite sex will do. This can start - or end - a relationship. This is a remarkably good icebreaker, especially if she is also wasted!

I was so wasted last weekend. I went to a casting party and woke up with broken glass in my hands.

by T-Reno December 7, 2010