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Carson’s are the best friends you can find. They love FaceTime, and playing video games with you. He’ll often joke around with you and can sometimes say things he doesn’t mean. Carson’s are usually a medium height, with fluffy brown hair, and amazing eyes. They will love you until you give them a reason to hate you. Carson’s stand up for you, and will always be by your side. He will make you feel good when you are sad. Please never ever leave a Carson if you find one.
Person 1: I was really sad and he knew just how to cheer me up.
Person 2: Yep, definitely Carson!
Carson by urmom_101 January 1, 2022
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Carson is that digga,he always be goonking and dooking all ova tha place. He always be da smartest in da room and knows how he Finna pull up and get all the bitches.
That nigga a real carson
A huge nerd who can never stay awake in class because he doesn't sleep. He has green hair, looks like a girl, and gets 0 bitches.
Jeffrey: did you hear carson has never had a girlfriend
Vladimir Putin: everyone knows tjhar
Carson by Tribnuts March 16, 2022
Somebody who will probably date sombody named noah hes also big and sexy
Jim:carsons sexy
Noah:ikr
Carson by Cumbob April 3, 2022
Monster dump truck, fat curvy dick, Talk with a MEATTY muscles (the brain of course) with a hint of a scent that can be smelled across the room. But gah damn he got some hella tasty ass hair i ain’t gonna lie😩😩😩
Damn I want to have sex with Carson…🤤
I’m gonna bust

He’s such a baddie
FUCK ME CARSON
Carson by Blaze868 April 6, 2022
Carson has the biggest dick known to man kind
person 1 : “oh hi carson”
person 2 : “oh his dick is massive
Carson by Joel embid May 10, 2022
i love carson
why
he has big p
Carson by berbien June 8, 2022