Carnuto

A word used by semi retarded children to make themselves sound smarter. Supposedly it means to hide. Also the name of one sad man in texas.

Retard: Why do you continue to Carnuto my words?

Retard 2: I'm hiding. I'm in Carnuto.

by Raymond Zani March 6, 2010

Carnodragon

A cunt who steals sticks

This guy i nicknamed Carnodragon stole all my goddamn sticks!

by Cryolo October 27, 2017

bar carnie

The person (usually a woman) who solicits nightclub patrons to buy funeral grade flowers for exorbitant prices. Like all carnies, her sales pitch is a simple one: Buy overpriced goods for your female companion or end up looking like a cheapskate.

Damn, the bouncers let a bar carnie in. Let's hit the dance floor before she tries to sell us a $20 rose!

by Dave MZ September 7, 2005

Carnie

Carnie is the name of the hapless protagonist from the blockbuster hit "Death of Carnie". He is proficient with torches and old timey bicycles. His nemesis is N-Steak

Carnie is underfed and possibly immortal.

by Great Sacandaga Lake October 2, 2007

for unlawful carnal knowledge

Van Halen's Album released in 17 June 1991

for unlawful carnal knowledge is a great album

by binfordman June 15, 2008

carnival barker

A bloviating, pathologically narcissistic douchebag with a combover who demands peoples' birth certificates.

Donald Trump is a carnival barker; he won't stop asking for Obama's birth certificate

by Reality355 May 18, 2011

Carnapper

(Philippine English)

A car theft

My car was carnapped by a carnapper.

by Mr. Yoso July 1, 2012