Cadoodle

Cadoodle: A term normally used to describe someone who is a "silly goofy goober" but shortened into a single word. This is most commonly used to describe pets who have just done something funny.

Example: "That cat is such a cadoodle for chasing that laser pointer"

by ClpudN1ne July 7, 2023

Carooned

A word to describe someone who is fried up, fuffed mcguff, and swizled and swuzled. It is beyond simple terms like high, stoned, or buzzed. It is the human equivalent of an upside down kaleidoscope.

Alphonso is gone, man. He’s completely carooned right now.

by DSpotH8ter September 12, 2023

Team Cardboard

Most epic fucking P2P Team In Runescape. We Smack Serenity around all day.

"Team Cardboard Kills Shitrenity."

by Civilians September 10, 2012

hand cardio

Mastrabation using hands

After coming home from her spin class Mary bolted to her room to do a furious session of hand cardio before her shower .

by All in July 2, 2016

report cardophobia

It is the fear of report cards. Usually present in Asians , Africans, and Europeans but is not present at all in Americans because they don't give a single fuck. But when it comes to middle East it is extreme that some might even die when hearing the sentence "Report cards are being given today"

Mohammad wael:Yo , Zeyad and nabiel almost died today
Ayman ahmed: Huh, why tho?
Mohammad wael: Eh , report cardophobia

by PeanutInANutshell November 21, 2019

bush cardio

Engaging in any form of sexual activity in a public place, surrounded by nature / foliage

Going for a walk in the park with the gf later, if I'm lucky I might get a spot of bush cardio in aswell while we're there

by BBJomo February 20, 2021

Russian carpool

When a woman takes two penises in her ass with a vodka-soaked tampon in her vagina.

Person 1: What were you up to last night?
Person 2: Oh man, I was in the back of a Russian carpool.

by rosewilting August 31, 2021