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Calm Of Chaos

Calm Of Chaos

A Band from Kent, Ohio formed in 2009. Brought together by Vocalist/Lyricist/Mixer James Christian and Lead Guitar/Pianist/Vocalist Kayla Turk. Calm Of Chaos's early demos were recorded in Kayla's home studio and mastered by James Christian. These demos were later praised by over thousands of fans on myspace. Soon after Doug Callahan joined the band as Bass, Devin Mays as Rythm Guitar, and Dom Iacoboni as Drums. They are currently working on their first LP which a song known as Memories of Broken Pain has been pre-studio recorded and sampled on their myspace to hear the change in vocals. Just google "Calm Of Chaos" and click the 2nd link to hear.

Calm Of Chaos is a multi-genre band which includes genres: Mathcore, Metalcore, Progressive Rock, Acoustic Rock and Classical (Such as Piano, Violins, and Horns.) Two of Calm Of Chaos' major influences are Avenged Sevenfold and Lamb Of God.

Singer James Christian has been told by few to improve on his singing which was too flat in their early recordings. Now after 5 months of vocal training, James is now ready to show everyone what he has learned and improved on. Many say the pre-studio recordings are "very efficient and sounds a hell of a lot more better" then the early demos.

Calm Of Chaos is now writing and preparing new tracks for their upcoming LP recording this fall at Conquistador Recording Studio in Lakewood, Ohio. Calm Of Chaos is also looking at many label opportunities through the studio which include,

Century Media Records
Metal Blade Records
Black Market Activities
Columbia Records
Rust Records
Rotten Records
Innerstrength Records
Candlelight Records
Interscope Records
City of Kings

Calm Of Chaos is going to make their first album half screaming half singing then the next album will be a pure singing metal album. Their is a lot to look forward to in this band for they are going to change modern metal for the better. Previous posts on this site were made by a strung out loser guitarist from the band "Torment Of Sin" whom suffers of jealousy because of Doug (Ex-Bass Torment Of Sin) joining Calm Of Chaos.
I heard Calm Of Chaos is making a new album in August, I can't wait
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Calmar

A completely bumfucked town in no-mans land north of Dubuque. Everyone there is either cracked out or a complete fuckin hick, or cracked out hicks. It is the most boring place on earth, and there is nothing to do but drink get high and sit around in your houses, cuz everybody outside is fucked up. The people are kind of like zombies except they're cracked out hillbilly zombies, that drive big loud trucks.
The actual town of Calmar, IA or any town in Clayton, Winnishiek, Fayette, or Allamkee county, IA.
by Reuter April 29, 2008
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Calm after the storm

It is when one recieves felatio after anal sex to assist with cleaning of the brown stains.
John said to wendy "i demand a little calm after the storm" just after wendy had an explosion of violent diarrohea while he was fucking her hard in the arse.
by STALEFISH April 16, 2005
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calm your life

calm down and stop stressing out. chill out, stop trippin.
"If we don't leave now for the club we won't get in free before 11pm!!"

"Calm your life!...We'll make it."
by calianony2 December 28, 2009
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Calmatience

Noun: Combination of calm and patience, usually used as an exclamation and with a slight Mexican accent.
"Calmatience Elena! Don't exhaust yourself worrying about your clutch. The key to driving stick...is remaining calm and being patient. Calmatience."
by 101 Calmations November 12, 2012
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Calm your clit

When a girl is sexually aroused and wants the D at that very moment and the man is doing something that keeps his mind off her and he says calm your clit
Hot chick: Babe I'm really horny for you rn get in the bed with me..
You: Woah im doing something right now calm your clit bitch
by RealizeRealEyesRealLies January 11, 2016
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