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crusty barbie

A "crusty barbie" is when you cum on a barbie doll so much that overtime the barbie is coated in a thick layer of cum so it looks like a caveman in a block of ice
Mate I've cum so much on that barbie doll it's become a crusty barbie
by Dirtyrastaa August 7, 2017
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crusty wanker

someone who sits and plays there xbox all day and dosnt bathe
hey wanna go to my party, nah im having a lan party, whatta crusty wanker
by lolzorpoop September 8, 2010
mugGet the crusty wankermug.

crusty ear

Someone cumming on your ear and you let it dry out
He came on my ear and I let it dry. Now I have a crusty ear
by A Southall May 23, 2018
mugGet the crusty earmug.

crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.
Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.
by O and A pest from AZ February 5, 2015
mugGet the crusty sideburnsmug.

crusty vato

noun. 1.a well used prostitute's sensitive bits.

Origin=2006, TotalFark.
If you're desperate for some poon, a crusty vato will do just fine.
by minidoxigirli November 24, 2006
mugGet the crusty vatomug.

crusty cheeseburger

1. A woman who doesn't bathe or clean her pussy.

2. The white residue left on the inside of a girl's pants when she doesn't wear underwear.

3. A mixture of dried urine and vaginal secretions left on a girl's underwear or pants.
1. Dude, that blonde, grungy singer in The Crow looks like a crusty cheeseburger.

2. My girlfriend keep wearing the same pants over and over again, now they have a crusty cheeseburger in them.
by Random Facter April 1, 2011
mugGet the crusty cheeseburgermug.

crusty travis

A term for a homeless man who hasn't bathed in days.
Man that crusty travis creeps me out. Let's run over that crusty travis.
by carebear666 August 4, 2015
mugGet the crusty travismug.

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