To masturbate all over your partners face, unleashing an obscene amount of cum, which covers their entire face, especially their eyes. Then, your partner doesn't wash off the layer of jizz in time, letting the spunk harden over their entire face, very similar to the coverage of an unbaked pie crust in a pie tin.
"Hey babe! Can you get me some soap and a brillow pad? You pie crusted my face, and now I can't see."
by jfever May 12, 2015
by jackskelington February 07, 2016
Eating crust is when you’re fuckin a bitch, and she gets truffle butter on her pussy, from when you were doing anal before, and then you eat the truffle butter. Straight up
Are you gonna finish that crust?
I love eating your crust.
Eating crust is always the last thing I do after sex.
I love eating your crust.
Eating crust is always the last thing I do after sex.
by Crustboy247 December 17, 2017
crust of poop that has rested on the penis for hours of time after anal penetration. ( usually dried out poop on the male genetals....)
by The Freak of Texas April 22, 2006
Kurt- Hey scully I just pasted my slugs in a hot sandwich .
Scully- Dude your a summer crust.
Kurt- Im a filthy sambo.
Scully- gtg uncle.
Scully- Dude your a summer crust.
Kurt- Im a filthy sambo.
Scully- gtg uncle.
by KING DAVO December 02, 2009
by iknowitstrue February 12, 2015
a pair of clothing, usually tends to be a pair of jeans wore by a mentally unstable alt person for over six months without being washed or cleaned
person1 : why do your jeans look dirty
person2: cause ive had them for over a year now, i think ive only washed them once.... its called punk crust
person2: cause ive had them for over a year now, i think ive only washed them once.... its called punk crust
by _l3astard January 19, 2021