sea cruise

Sex on a waterbed

Sheena didn't want to get down last night until she found out I had a waterbed. That girl loves to sea cruise.

by !JayAm! December 10, 2016

cooler cruising

When a group of under aged civilians don't have alcohol and don't have a way to get booze, so they go searching through random peoples coolers to find the "Liquid Gold".

Aye bro! Let's go do some clownery and go cooler cruising to get drunk.

by Raging Rhombus March 30, 2016

Cruise single

When a girl "breaks up" with her boyfriend right before a cruise so she can bang a lot of guys without feeling guilty. A la what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Do you think I can smash that girl? Hell yeah man, she's cruise single.

by Dhskbbdk June 2, 2018

Tom cruise

Scientology's poster child.

"Tom cruise has been through many phases, but now he is Scientology's poster child."

by Chunky cheems December 12, 2019

Cruise Bae

A relationship starting and ending with your vacation cruise. This is a widely known phenomenon among cruise personal, singles, and students. Normally one to two week long relationships solely for the purpose of some ocean booty.

John:"Hey Tyler, how was your Caribbean vacation?"
Tyler: "It was great! Sun, sand, and I grabbed myself a cute cruise bae."

by Blizzardriga May 22, 2018

cruise cumtrol

During the act of male masturbation, cruise cumtrol is the task of maintaining one's erection either whilst browsing pornographic videos, while the video is loading/buffering, while the video is streaming mundane content (see "fap forward"), during the awkward scrotum vag exclusive shots, etc. If performed correctly, cruise cumtrol requires minimal lubrication due to the speed of the stroke, and increases the intensity of one's orgasm. The inconvenient truth of the matter is that the cruise cumtrol stage of masturbation often lasts the majority duration of the masturbatory session but significantly enhances the size of the male's warm gooey bukake mess.

Mike 1: Dude I had like a 40 min fap sesh last night

Mike 2: Your dick must be raw as roadkill!

Mike 1: Naw I was in the act of cruise cumtrol for 99% of it and how I have to send my mac to the apple store for cleaning...

by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 7, 2017

cruise a blunt

To drive around smoking a blunt. Usually done by high school boys so their mommy doesn't find out.

Tom "Yo Danny you tryna cruise a blunt?"
Danny "I'm down bro, I'll throw some bills."

by Cardi B. September 14, 2017