Cruise Mom

a Cruise mom is a mom that in pictures she looks wasted and she always has like this super big smile on her face and ur literally a fucking Cruise mom

Alex: did you see the picture Gaby posted? She looks like such a cruise mom

by Cruisemom November 20, 2016

The Netflix cruise

When you scroll through Netflix menu for about 30 minutes and then end up on the first thing you saw.

"hey babe can we get off the Netflix cruise" "sure thing pudding" ..... Puts on shrek.

by Bigjimmy987 December 22, 2020

PT Cruise

To eat naught but Pop-Tarts® from dusk till dawn as was commanded by the Lord, Jesus Christ, Our Savior.

"Sorry, I can't have any salad. I'm on a PT Cruise." :smug:

by TheDukeLeto March 22, 2013

tom cruise

the act of seducing a girl into having rough sex with you, this act is only possible if you are a scientologist, extremely good looking, have charm, or are just a bad ass.

"Im Tom Cruise lets bang"
"Blame it on Tom Cruise"

by lang.gwai.lo April 26, 2013

sea cruise

Sex on a waterbed

Sheena didn't want to get down last night until she found out I had a waterbed. That girl loves to sea cruise.

by !JayAm! December 10, 2016

Jamaican cruise

Smoking marijuana while driving around in a car. Essentially, hotboxing a moving car.

“Hey man, what did you do last night?”
“Oh I just went on a Jamaican cruise with some friends”

by Bars Stewfart May 21, 2022

cooler cruising

When a group of under aged civilians don't have alcohol and don't have a way to get booze, so they go searching through random peoples coolers to find the "Liquid Gold".

Aye bro! Let's go do some clownery and go cooler cruising to get drunk.

by Raging Rhombus March 30, 2016