Ridiculously large breasts on a girl with an extremely small waist. See also clown shoes or clown foot.
by Enrique Rodriguez March 26, 2008
A vagina resembling a blown-out, retreaded tire. Pressures succumbed to by shitting out children have left the former tight-lipped treasure trove in a state of disrepair.
The monkey at the Zoo holding the catchers mitt with a roast beef sandwich in it sure reminds me of Andrea's Clowns Pocket.
by Toosh April 09, 2008
Essentially what you get when you combine a creepy mime and a homicidal clown. Art the Clown is a downright creepy and peculiar slasher clown (popularized in the 2017 movie Terrifier) because of his reluctance to speak yet his overwhelmingly comical facial expressions. He may not appear physically imposing like other slashers (although lankiness is quite often viewed as creepy) - yet he is quite handy and very willing to do all kinds of dirty work. Art is someone that laughs at the worst times despite not making a sound. Like Michael Myers who also stalks shady streets on Halloween night, Art the Clown is also a superhuman Halloween entity who appears to be unkillable. Art probably has some reason for his weird child-like mannerisms combined with his homicidal tendencies being a part of his persona, but you may never find that out. The most effective and witty clown we've had since forever, played by the talented David Howard Thornton.
Pennywise who?
Art the clown is what would have happened if Michael Myers stuck with his clown getup and never became catatonic.
Art the clown is what would have happened if Michael Myers stuck with his clown getup and never became catatonic.
by Atticus Binch April 12, 2018
this place is clown town!
by velcroshoes2 February 06, 2010
A desperate and somewhat dishonest technique parents use in which the parent announces that, due to poor behaviour, they’ve had to cancel an exciting event or activity they’d had planned. The parent, however, never actually planned the event in the first place.
“That’s it,” the mom told her misbehaving children, “I had to cancel the clown I’d booked for this afternoon!”
by TrishaE October 23, 2019
Reside or claim to reside within the historic area of Westport, Kansas City, MO and surrounding neighborhoods. The ever-changing social circle of pseudo-hipsters who hate on anyone who isn't within earshot at the moment . Usually wear head-to-toe thrift store items much to their detriment. Smell distinctly of desperation tinged day old liquor intermingling with soured dreams. Any out of towner would be amused yet simultaneously aghast when inundated with their deluded self important bullshit. Literally walking, talking, puking contradictions of independent reason, thought, knowledge and accountability.
I'd go to the show tonight but I have feeling it will be crawling with Midtown Clowns, best not to stir up the herd.
by Nyukaah January 20, 2010
When your such a clown that your not even considered a clown anymore. You're considered something even more stupid.
Basically the superiority to clown
Basically the superiority to clown
by YourEverydayRetard March 12, 2021