where you take a FAT LUMPY shit on the bathroom tiles, then poke your finger into the human feces and lick it off like a lollipop, then leave it there for the fermented aroma to lurk around the house
mum -"whats that filthy stench coming from the bog room?"
son -"sorry bout that, did a fryer classic earlier on for the boys on discord, tasted scrumptious though..."
son -"sorry bout that, did a fryer classic earlier on for the boys on discord, tasted scrumptious though..."
by Vizify January 29, 2020
That one person who keeps on describing about their crush on their social media stories and also irl and can't stop listening to heartbreak songs even though they have never felt the touch of the opposite gender .
A: *Posts a story on their ig account saying possibly the most romantic thing you have ever heard.
B: Oh you are such a classic lover .
C: Shut up he has never felt the touch of any women and most probably never will.
B: Oh you are such a classic lover .
C: Shut up he has never felt the touch of any women and most probably never will.
by Hades512 March 09, 2023
wiggly classics is a shitty wiggles tribute that act like their professional there just so fucking trash that i wanna die
by snakes# December 28, 2020
Minecraft Classic
by Biome of Rec Room October 17, 2019
Bob:Holly shit Nintendo released this cool thing that people actually buy... the nes classic
Bob(3 minutes later):aaand there gone.
Bob(3 minutes later):aaand there gone.
by Mother Cluckers succ my wiggly August 06, 2017
'Classic' Roblox was a period of Roblox's lifetime beginning in 2006 and ending in 2015, whereas people credit it mostly for a time when 'copy-pastes, slenders,' and 'emos' were non-existent. Although people say that 'Classic Roblox was the best period of Roblox,' actual OG's are hard to find; because of Roblox's new reputation as nothing more than a haven for autists and the like. Games credited for ending the 'Classic' period were, most notably, Adopt and Raise a Kid games around 2016.
While being a 2013 OG, I can and cannot say that 'Classic' Roblox was actually 'the best time for Roblox.' Most people who even glorify the 'Classic' times joined around 2017, and act like they knew all of the inside jokes from a WayBack-Machine search. I will also say that the games on current/modern Roblox were a lot better than the old ones when I first joined. Games like 'A Pirate's Life' got repetitive easily (even Crossroads), or famously, 'Sword Fights on the Heights,' is blinded by nostalgia/wanna-be-OG's 'nostalgia.' What carried 'Classic' Roblox was friends, because most games were actually that boring after the first 15 minutes
While being a 2013 OG, I can and cannot say that 'Classic' Roblox was actually 'the best time for Roblox.' Most people who even glorify the 'Classic' times joined around 2017, and act like they knew all of the inside jokes from a WayBack-Machine search. I will also say that the games on current/modern Roblox were a lot better than the old ones when I first joined. Games like 'A Pirate's Life' got repetitive easily (even Crossroads), or famously, 'Sword Fights on the Heights,' is blinded by nostalgia/wanna-be-OG's 'nostalgia.' What carried 'Classic' Roblox was friends, because most games were actually that boring after the first 15 minutes
Military Avatar: Get off Roblox! This website was so much better without the NEW people.. I miss the old days!
2013 OG: If you were an actual OG, you'd know that 'Classic' Roblox was one of the most boring eras of a video-games lifetime.
2013 OG: If you were an actual OG, you'd know that 'Classic' Roblox was one of the most boring eras of a video-games lifetime.
by heyolololol November 06, 2022
A "Classic Roger" is when two people are making out, and the older person of the two violently shoves their tongue into the younger person's mouth. Can be very disturbing when done correctly.
The term comes from a sketch from Bo Burnham's stand up comedy, 'What', referring to a pedophile frog named Roger, since the person preforming the Classic Roger quickly darts their tongue (like a frog) into a poor, unprepared younger person's mouth (like a pedophile).
Not to be confused with french kissing. The difference is that while french kissing is taken slowly and steadily, and is quite satisfying, Classic Rogering is a suprise kamikaze tongue attack that disrupts a perfectly good kiss.
The term comes from a sketch from Bo Burnham's stand up comedy, 'What', referring to a pedophile frog named Roger, since the person preforming the Classic Roger quickly darts their tongue (like a frog) into a poor, unprepared younger person's mouth (like a pedophile).
Not to be confused with french kissing. The difference is that while french kissing is taken slowly and steadily, and is quite satisfying, Classic Rogering is a suprise kamikaze tongue attack that disrupts a perfectly good kiss.
*Jude Classic Rogers his girlfriend Lucy, who is a few years younger than him*
Lucy: JUDE! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??
Jude: cLaSsIc RoGeR ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lucy: JUDE! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??
Jude: cLaSsIc RoGeR ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by PurpleDesdemona April 17, 2016