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Closure Clap

The act of open hand slapping your significant other after break up sex with a sperm filled hand. This results in absolute and total closure of the relationship, with both parties assured that no further communication is necessary.
"I heard John and Mindy are done for good!"
"Yeah, he gave her the closure clap"
by mezzos December 5, 2011
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Clap Fuck

When a male has sexual intercourse with a female so hard the collision of the bodies makes a clapping sound like he is applauding himself for such a good job.
Randy: "Wow Mark! Your TV must of been on loud last night. I kept hearing people applauding."
Mark: "Randy, you really are an idiot. I was clap fucking Michelle."
by BisonGameday December 2, 2015
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One Clap

A term used when you or someone else kills an insect (especially a fly) with one clap.

The term is used to show off the killers remarkable skill and proficiency.
Matthew: "Did you see Rowan one clap that annoying fly"
Wil: "Yeah man, he has so much skill in the art of insect killing!"
by Brux_ February 2, 2018
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Clap sack

When two guys fuck someone from behind and in the front and their balls clap together when they thrust forward.
My friend and I clap sacked Steven Hawking until he died.
by RouttMeister March 15, 2018
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The cocalico clap

A particular form of gonorrhea, established in cocalico, PA. The term clap comes from the popping of puss pockets in sexual organs.
-Yo I think I got the cocalico clap...

-Poor guy, I told you to stay away from Irene!
by cocalico hero November 30, 2006
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A widely used gaming term used in COD used by the losing team when they are upset after a loss.
(End of round)

Red Team: 100
Blue Team: 43

<swagscopes54> (Red Team): gg guys

<CODmaster000534> (Blue Team): even though we lost nice job team
<platinumshots21> (Red Team): sick snipe swagscopes
<BIGGAMERSICK69420> (Blue Team): IM FINNA CLAP YOUR CHEEKS NEXT ROUND BRO
by PolishDom November 4, 2020
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Fake Clap

The act of clapping when you really don't want to, but feel forced to based on the circumstances.
I went to a function recently and I had to fake clap for that phony, Hillary Clinton, after her speech.

I was compelled to fake clap when Derek Jeter got a hit off of Johan Santana, otherwise, the bleacher bums would have thrown beer on me.
by Bronx-Bob August 16, 2009
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