gomar choad

a man who likes to rape little girls

sally came home one day and told everybody that gomar choad raped her in the butt, but she liked it

by jermain thomas ( gomars cousin ) April 30, 2003

afzalidaddy choad

the choad belong to an afzal who is actually a daddy. afzal had his child (also called afzal) when he was 12 or 13 and they both posess choads.

afzal and afzal junior have afzalidaddy choads.

by tom hide December 7, 2006

Choad (aka taint meat)

meat btween a male species balls and brown eye, and btween females kitty and hershey highway

1. that mustve hurt ,being kicked in the choad.
2. Dont be such a choad.

by Smoke more bud! May 13, 2003

Choad

A REALLY peng lassie

Check out the bod on that choad

by User_696969 May 7, 2020

toads eat choads

A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.

Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!

Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!

(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)

Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!

by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019

choad stools

The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.

I have skid marks in my underwear due to choad stools.

by Jack Tors April 24, 2009

Choad-Bucket

An uber cheapskate; one who is worth less than a load on the wall; a man as savory as a bucket full of small, slimy, fat cocks.

That guy with the hairpiece who totalled your car and then offered you a twenty to "forget about it" was a total choad-bucket!

by tauhntow December 30, 2009