Certified Jimmy Weenie

Someone who uses “kys” as a response to a joke like a stupid ass

My friend was talking about aliens and grills and dreams and i said “have you taken your meds” and she said “wow kys” people who use this are Certified jimmy weenies

by Mudslap January 14, 2021

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certified degen

A Professional Trader who invest their entire portfolio hoping for a Moon. A Gambler Who will bet everything on anything they think is bullish.

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FRIEND:You need to stop investing all your money into NFTs. You haven't even Profited anything.
FRIEND 2: DO YOU NOT SEE THIS ARTWORK? LOOK AT THEIR FLOOR PRICE.

I became a certified degen after getting into NFTs.

by 1.eth June 6, 2022

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Club Certified

A word used to validate if the club or lounge has dancing type of music.

Roxy and I went to the ISEC Reggae Lounge, it was Club Certified!

by Foxy Sexy Brown September 10, 2019

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certified gooner

a certified gooner is someone that is open about their addiction to gooning and prolbably has a 30 hour streak of gooning to pornography on the weekend. this person is so down bad for the hub that they even watch it in school, at home, in the car, and more. this person will stay a virgin forever if they do not quit their gooning soon, before it is too late.

Gooner: dude I just stayed up all day over the weekend watching some Angela white and jonny sins going at it
random civil person: 'dials 911' there is a certified gooner on the streets terrorizing the public send help

by himolton April 22, 2024

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