certified squid

Shut up you certified squid.
by December 07, 2023
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bmw certified

Someone who has either drove a BMW for at least 6 months or 10,000 miles. As well as not crashed or damaged the vehicle within the last 6 months. This Indicates that they are certified to drive other BMW’s.
Don’t worry Jacob I am bmw certified. I can drive your BMW.
by KelrJr April 22, 2022
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Certified Whipper

Noun:

1. A trained chef

2. Someone with a proven track record of demonstrating an exceptional ability to cook.
3. A producer of delectable dishes
4. A great cook
"I love my mom's food, she is a certified whipper"
"Is your wife a certified whipper, or do ya'll have to eat out a lot?"
"My family is full of certified whippers"
by Marc Supreme January 18, 2021
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Club Certified

A word used to validate if the club or lounge has dancing type of music.
Roxy and I went to the ISEC Reggae Lounge, it was Club Certified!
by Foxy Sexy Brown September 10, 2019
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Certified CK

Certified Cervix Killer

Having a dick large enough to reach back bruise a cervix.
Mannnnn Becka that guy Gavin that fucked me last night was a Certified CK 😫
by Sketchster August 05, 2023
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Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.
Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.
by ButterFlew June 23, 2022
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big girl certified

To have proven you can get down and dirty with a big girl.

Also referred to as fat girl certified
“Damn chase is gettin big girl certified with that fat bitch”

“Damn baby you huge. I wanna get big girl certified with you”
by Mean mullet 69 February 21, 2021
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