cantinette

place to put milk in a school cafeteria

the milk in the cantinette was sour and i barfed everywhere.

by luce and kristen November 17, 2005

captian ahab

A term used to decribe men who enjoy having sex with large women. Chubby Chaser.

"Look at Captian Ahab tryin to get wiith that chick, she's gotta weight at least 300 pounds!"

by Big Daddy Dutch August 9, 2006

no caption

to have no reaction. indifferent. unbothered.

I told a joke to Kyle and it went so poorly. He was so no caption.

by websterdictionarytolegittoquit July 5, 2020

captian save a hoe

the motherfucker that will help a hoe...when she in a tight spot

my tire is flat...will u come change it?...will u be my captian save a hoe

by Saxon Trippin Lewis... September 20, 2006

cacti-sac

When a guy who regurally shaves his balls stops. The hairs start growing back and his balls look like a cactus plant.

Brian has a bad case of cacti-sac, he hasn't shaved his balls for a week. Now I look like I fell and scraped my chin.

by Efree September 21, 2008

Carbivore

A carbivore /ˈkɑrbɪvɔər/ meaning 'carb eater' (Latin, carb meaning 'carbohydrate' and vorare meaning 'to devour') is an organism that derives its energy and nutrient requirements from a diet consisting mainly or exclusively of starches, such as french fries, cereals, breads, pasta, candy, jams and desserts. Animals that depend solely on starches for their nutrient requirements are considered obese. A carbivore that sits at the top of the foodchain is an obese SOB, or fat bastard.

Regina: "I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you're so stupid!"

Regina, is considered a carbivore.

by brokent June 2, 2014

Thank you, Caption Obvious

When a caption says something so obvious that there is really no need for it at all.

*picture of a guy riding a horse*
Caption: This is a picture of a guy riding a horse.
Viewer: Thank you, Caption Obvious!

by Turtle Mcfly July 13, 2014