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Meat Canyon

A dry,gaping and crusty bussy with THICK meat curtains
Samantha gave Paul Jones a great meat canyon
by Okay okay I’m just May 14, 2022
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Lindero Canyon Middle School

A middle school in Agoura Hills, CA. AKA: The place where the survivors of Sumac, and other surrounding elementary schools, go to loose their innocence once and for all before they're shipped off to Agoura High. It's mascot is the cougar, it has a "pep squad", (which is basically a bunch of underage girls dancing to whiny pop music), and has a prominent skating culture, if you can call it that. Students act with impunity. What I mean about that is that in this school you can throw water at a teacher, get ARRESTED that afternoon, and be in class the next day. The teachers tend to be cool, but the administration is THE WORST. The Lady who was the principle of the school was such an authoritarian, that she was TRANSFERED because she just did not do her job correctly. But hey! It's a blue-ribbon school so it's great!
"Lindero Canyon Middle school is SO fun" -nerdy girl
by plus-size albert December 17, 2020
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Lindero Canyon Middle School

A middle school in western Agoura Hills, CA. It's mascot is the cougar and is classified as the slightly less awful version of AE Wright middle school. Half the kids look like they should be in high school and the other half, SHOULD be in juvenile hall. It seems that the school believes that throwing water at a teacher AND getting arrested by the school cop in the same afternoon in front of the school is not enough to even suspend them. The school also doesn't believe that students are worthy of seats either, so any time you are called into the multi purpose room, you have to sit on the floor like a bunch of first graders. It's not all bad, though. You have the pep squad, which is basically a bunch of girls in shorts and jerseys dancing proactively to whiny pop music. Also you have a prominent skating culture here, and what that means, is that you have a pretty good chance on having 3'4 shrimp with daddy issues bailing right on you while walking passed any staircase with a railing. But it's a blue ribbon school, so I guess that's cool....
"Lindero Canyon Middle School has great teachers!" -parent
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there
by plus-size albert November 22, 2020
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Canyon

Someone who sounds like a Grand Canyon. Weird. Daddy joe. Orange. Trump. Hillary. Kampala
See the canyon! So weird.
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Niles canyon

Small unincorporated area of alameda county located just to s of Fremont California. The canyon follows the traverse of alameda creek east to sunol ca
Niles canyon is the site of the festival of carlie caplin days
by 4realazitgits March 31, 2021
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Canyon Hill

Canyon hill aka नीला दैत्य (blue demon) is the demon god of resentment, self hatred, and omnipotence. He’s a fictional god created by Komori Uchiha and is also his mascot.
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Grand Canyon

Large, gaping, smelly void between Marjorie Taylor Greene's legs. Some have compared it to the Sarlacc from Star Wars. Others compare it to the dentition of Stephen King's character Pennywise.
That smell from MTGs "Grand Canyon" is probably worse than the smell of 1000 rotting tuna.
by anonymous April 25, 2021
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