candy crotch

a fine female.

That girl over there is top notch candy crotch.

by Jon Jonz February 9, 2004

candy rain

Male sexual fluids. Semen.

She drank down his candy rain.

by Malcolm January 25, 2004

candy-ass

A word filter on 4chan that comes about by saying "faggot."

OP is a candy-ass roody-poo fucker.

by MegamanTTEX June 19, 2011

candy bars

Sugar filled snacks that taste sooo good. Open the wrapper, take a bite, you're in heaven.

Ohh some snickers candy bars. (eats) YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

by hoagly January 16, 2011

candy cane kid

a fan of the band the White Stripes; from the band's Peppermint Star logo

My friend and I are hard-core candy cane kids.

by SpeakEasy November 8, 2003

candy bag

a literal bag, or some sort of assortment of drugs commonly associated social doing, euphoria, or happy trips i.e. ecstasy/molly, LSD, Shrooms, Marijuana, etc.

Guy: "Hey man, could you ask your guy if he has LSD this week again?"

Son: "Dude! I was just at a dubstep concert last night, I coulda gotten you candy bags for cheap!"

by El Gardener June 29, 2011

Candy-Crushing

v. To be obsessed with the game Candy Crush. Someone who candy-crushes is on a very difficult level and will never put their phone down because they

must defeat that one level.

Bob: Jack, put your phone down and watch the football game with me!
Jack: Sorry, Bob. I gotta finish level 346 on Candy Crush. It's addicting!

Bob: You've been Candy-Crushing lately. I think it's time to put the phone down.

by The Magic Taco December 17, 2013