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Caden

An absolute stud of a man. He gets through NNN perfectly fine, and then wins in DDD. He is very popular and has a 8' dick.
girl: "OMG, I saw Caden destroying Melissa with his massive cock in the bathroom!"
other girl: "Wow, I wish I was Melissa."
Guy: "Caden is amazing. I wish I was him."
by f_e_f_e_ November 5, 2021
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Caden Lonergan

He epitomizes excellence with a unique blend of intelligence, athleticism, and charm. Gifted with a keen intellect, Caden navigates complex challenges with ease, displaying a remarkable problem-solving acumen that reflects his deep understanding of various fields. Yet, it's his charisma that truly captivates others, forging genuine connections and leaving a positive impact on everyone he encounters. Caden Lonergan stands as a beacon of inspiration, embodying a rare combination of qualities that make him an outstanding individual in every respect.

Caden enjoys activities similar to that of the modern philanthropist. "Standing up for the good of man and spitting in the faces of evil" is his motto. Without people like Caden, surely the world wouldn't be able to continue its fruition on the forefront of technology.

Dont worry Caden has a personable side that billions relate to... He loves playing video games with friends, eating unhealthy foods (on his cheat day of course), and hates homework. On your average day you can find Caden either reading a comic book in his treehouse or doing science experiments in his basement. I think its safe to say Caden is part of the dying generation of humans that choose to embody honorable characteristics even when there is nothing to gain. It's the people like Caden ensuring that our society continues to progress until the end of time.
Proper Noun:
"Where did Caden Lonergan learn how to crane kick like that? His technique is flawless."
"Oh, he was a member of Cobra Kai for 1000 decades."
by CausalChicken56 March 5, 2024
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caden

caden is my best friend, hes so nice!
by subsforpurpled March 26, 2023
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Caden

Likes eating watermelon with guacamole and cheese dressing
Ew he’s a “Caden” he ate his watermelon with guacamole and cheese ew
by datkid1233 May 5, 2022
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Caden Elder

Caden a red headed boy who has the most seductive eyes. Pretty quiet but once you get to know him he’s crazier than a weaker youll find at the gas station. His smile can drive you crazy and tha d too🔥🔥🔥. Such a loving sweet boy who’s gotten hurt before but deserves the world and more. He does so much for others and willing to do anything for the people he loves
Caden elderthat nigga and yosies man
by Jr bigjingles January 4, 2024
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Caden

This dude has the fucking hugest cock ever I swear when it's in me it feels like it's gonna rip me apart. He's also so hot my name is Nick Chand and holly shit that dude is hot. Also if your with a dude named Caden he will absolutely destroy all your wholes.
-dude have you seen Caden's cock it's huge
- Yeah I swear I measured it with him and it was 9 ft
by Nickgthehotty May 21, 2024
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caden mathews

Have you seen John around.
Last i heard of him he was a caden mathews.
by john marst October 26, 2020
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