Captain Butthurt

Someone who is consistently angry or aggravated at everyone and everything.

Sam: Dude is Danny being Captain Burrhurt again?
Nate: Yeah he just punched Brandon for laughing at him, he's definitely being Captain Butthurt

by ThatOneWhiteGuyEveryoneHugs August 18, 2013

Stercus caput

Latin for shithead. Used when trying to insult a more intelligent person than you, hoping they do not understand what you have just called them, making them feel less intelligent.

Man1- Excuse me, do you know who you're talking to?
Man2- Stercus Caput.
Man1- (looks puzzled)
Man2- (walks off)

by JMUK July 17, 2012

Nice caps

What to say when someone has jeans with holes inside above their kneecaps.

Credit: My English teacher, Mr. L-V

Person 1: Has jeans with holes above their kneecaps.
Person 2: Nice caps
Person 1: Thanks i guess.

by AaA2772 March 12, 2021

Not all heroes wear capes

Not All Heroes Wear Capes is a catchphrase used to describe everyday people who do good deeds, indicating that people in reality, rather than fictitious superheroes, are capable of courageous behavior. The phrase is often used in sarcastic or humorous contexts for individuals have done something mundane, foolish or worthy of admiration.

American record producer Metro Boomin released his debut album Not All Heroes Wear Capes. The album debuted at number 1 on the Billboard album charts.

When somebody does a courageous and good deed... one would respond with “not all heroes wear capes”

by hithere373 June 5, 2019

captain iridium

A designation given to someone who is beyond clueless on statements that are more than obvious to everyone else

Someone who is slow to catch on or major dense. When references are made that they should know they respond with 'HUH?'. Typically you need to repeat it 2 or 3 times and then after the 3rd time you have to break down get all upset and explain it in gory details to them.

This was coined as iridium is the densest material known to man.

Can someone please explain winders logic to Captain Iridium? I have told him three times already and will kill myself if I have to again.

by 1337c0d3d00d December 5, 2011

level capped

A group of friendly, calm and collected Dungeon Boss players who are extremely knowledgeable about and committed to the game. From the outside, they appear to be able to achieve near impossible feats, which leads some to inaccurately think they have some kind of unfair advantage.

However, those chosen few who have had the opportunity to pass through their fabled gates quickly realize it’s just old fashion smarts, elbow grease and a heck of a lot of coordination, planning and solid communication.

Level Capped? Yeah, I know them. When people don’t know what’s going on in there they speculate, when they think they know, they fabricate, and when they do know they hate and at the same time try to emulate.

by ANoobBot April 11, 2017

Captain Security

An obsessively secretive person who constantly locks his/her doors, pretends is always in meeting or heaving some dates and can never give a straight answer to a simple questions. In reality the person is a complete phony and tries to put himself above others. In fact the person is a complete dickhead.

Mike: Hi Al what are you doing today for lunch?
Al: I can not tell you I am doing some important stuff.
Mike: Stop playing some kind of fucking Captain Security. Everybody in the office knows it is all bullshit. You have lunch all alone in the basement and nobody ever call you for a meeting.

by buck neckid ALM November 2, 2010