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You'll never find a girl like clouie. You can try but I highly doubt that you will. She's a girl that's so willing to put your happiness before her own. She's a girl who's beautiful both inside, and out. She has the perfect smile, the perfect body, perfect hair, beautiful eyes, and most importantly, she has the perfect personality. There's just so much that i personally find perfect about her. I admit, She has her flaws. But you'll learn to love those flaws. She is not good at expressing her thoughts and feelings by mouth but she can surely show her all those through actions. She's the type of girl to show you affection, and make you feel loved. She always try to look on the good side. She can be a dry texter, but in the end you'll still love that you got to talk to her. She can be playful and you'll find that adorable about her. And when she love, she tends to forget to take care of herself because she is so committed. There are so much things you'll love about clouie. Get yourself a clouie if you don't have one.
Clouie is loving.
by Toyo123 June 7, 2021
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Glass Closet Syndrome

An absurdly flamboyant gay man that is either unaware or still in denial about his sexuality and either way doesn't realize that it is abundantly obvious to every other human being except Terri Schiavo
"What is Mitch doing with a girlfriend? That kid's gayer than teletubby figure-skaters."

"yeah...it's a pretty severe case of Glass Closet Syndrome."

"Well, you cant blame a guy for trying. What's the girls story?"

"...oh, she's just retarded."
by LEVIATHAN1000 February 25, 2010
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Closet racist

Most functioning human beings, a closet racist thinks differently of a different race in their head and express it in public differently
All normal human beings are closet racists
by Jon Doe4567325 February 14, 2021
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A Clockwork Orange

A Clockwork Orange is a book and movie with many different levels. The most obvious level is the theme of violence and 'ultra-violence'. A bunch of droogs get-off and take joy in terrorizing others. On that level it is an extreme example to those that do not feel self-empowered. This makes it a cult classic. On other levels it is also about learning self-constraint and how we alienate others by selfishly fulfilling our own needs before those of others, and on yet another level, it shows how being short sighted and trying to race to the end of a learning process can actually completely defeat the process. The story clearly shows that 'law' tries to subvert its criminals via brainwashing, but if someone doesn't learn to change for themselves, then you are only just holding them prisoner.

It is a book/movie I highly recommend for the analytical types. There are many levels to it and although there are some scenes that may disturb the faint-of-heart, it is worth it for the rest of the movie.
The movie A Clockwork Orange gives deep insight into those of us that feel alienated and yet self-empowered. It reinforces the feeling that I may do as I please, without regard to the repercussions. Thankfully I don't actually want to rape people.
by ismirth September 26, 2005
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clownbush

An unkept or unruly pubic region. Wildly overgrown like 70's porn stars.
Wow, I really liked that girl but her clownbush was unbearable and thus a dealbreaker.
by Troy s November 10, 2007
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closed fist royale

This is a very specific five some. There is a person on their knees, (usually a female) there are two men on either side of her face with erect penises towards her head, while two other people (male or female) are jerking off the two men. The two men have to finish at the same time onto the recipients face.
Dude, have you ever had a closed fist royale?
by ReneLeeAnn March 2, 2015
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Clownflounders

Look at Mr Happy he's scratching like a rat in a scabby mingepipe, I'm fairly sure he's got Clownflounders!
by SirGreg February 5, 2017
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