ass butcher

Someone who fucks an asshole until it is in tatters/ruined.
Someone who fucks (and ruins) a lot of asses.

"That guy made a mess of that ass".
"Yeah man, what an ass butcher".

by StinkERingpiece February 21, 2023

STEPHEN BUTCHER

this is a way to say hello in acient mandalorian language

person 1: stephen butcher

person 2: stephen butcher to you to

by Johnny drip drip February 27, 2023

Full as a butchers pump

Something Pop says.

I’m as Full as a butchers pump

by Georgiadarcychardrew October 19, 2019

Buttered up

A term used for someone, usually a girl, who goes out and gets drunk.

Kirsten went out with the girls and got all buttered up last night.

by J. Roper July 21, 2007

Buttered the bread

When an airplane has an exceptionally smooth landing.

Pilot: Damn I just buttered the bread on that landing.

(Pilot proceeds to give himself a pat on the back)

by Restiotiti May 16, 2018

Buttered Cob

1. The act of soaking ones penis with butter prior to intercourse or oral sex. Takes the place of lube. Choice of butter is determinded by preference whether it be stick, tube, squeeze, or tub.

2. The act of "buttering your cob".

3. To tell someone to do so "butter your cob".

Yo that Melina girl got the buttered cob last night!

Hey bro, save some money on lube and butter your cob!

by sockembopper23 July 10, 2009

Butchers Dick

Getting so close to achieving something, but failing to do so by a miniscule amount.

"Oh man I was butchers dick off capturing that HQ"

Guy 1 - "How did he beat you"
Guy 2 - "Yeh, there could only have been a butchers dick in it"

by troupfinchcenetrelinkdawgyos May 25, 2010