Mystery Meat Buffet

when a female, 16-25 years of age, becomes heavily intoxicated at a party and has semi-consentual sex with multiple men whom she does not know and will not remember

"mystery meat" refers to the strangers' penises and "buffet" refers to the multiple partners

this differs from "Statutory Rape" (less tham 16 years of age) and "how do i not have herpes yet" (older that 25)

Girl 1: "Tina fell drank, like, 7 smirnoff ices, then she ate a mystery meat buffet til she puked on some dude and passed out"

Girl 2: "I hate it when that happens!"

by Captain Planet Jr May 6, 2011

Shit buffet

The act of preforming oral sex on a female, only to find out that she has not wiped her asshole cleanly of fecal matter.

Bro 1: Dude, how was eating out that hunnie last night?

Bro 2: Ugh it was so gross. Bitch gave me the Shit Buffet.

by Adamus Rothenberguss May 29, 2009

pussy buffet

a large amoumt of girl lined up legs spread for you to eat out as many as you want to

bro i went to a party and ate five at the pussy buffet

by hibob111 April 15, 2014

curry buffet

an easy or promiscuous girl; any booty call in general, particularly someone who is a booty call for many people

"Hey that girl's pretty."
"Who, her? no way man, half the school's been to that curry buffet."
--or--
"That girl's an all day curry buffet" ("all day" can be replaced with "all-you-can-eat")

by DarkKnight1234567990 January 22, 2009

Breakfast Buffet

The mix between a "red pancake" and a "blue waffle"

Dude...I had sex with my girlfriend last night and she totally had a breakfast buffet.

by kaymizzle December 12, 2010

Vegas Buffet

(n). The sexual act of giving oral to a line of hookers one after the other. Also known as a shrimp and clam buffet. It's often never spoken of again due to the fact that it's usually a drunken escapade while coincidentally: in Vegas.

Note: Elvis costume is optional

I had to pay $400 total for that Vegas Buffet. Most places charge $10.

by Local Virgin December 14, 2010

waffle buffet

When man "A" fills a hot waffle iron with his load, and man "B" consumes the crusty cum cake. This can be repeated several times to complete the buffet effect.

Roger prepared a mouth water watering waffle buffet for his best friend Patrick.

by B nasty August 6, 2014