A Muff Buffer is a man’s beard that is more than a 1/4 inches in length. Long enough so that when performing the art of cunilingus the beard tickles the girls Twat and also creates a street sweeper effect cleaning any lint or "Muff Biscuits" that might be there.
"It was her time of the month and I cought a Blood Biscuit in my Muff Buffer"
"She had a Yeast Infection, I have been pullin Bread Pellets out of my Muff Buffer"
"She had a Yeast Infection, I have been pullin Bread Pellets out of my Muff Buffer"
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An informal luncheon or lunch originating in the area around Leipzig Germay—originally the light meal eaten between breakfast and dinner, but now often taking the place of dinner, the fashionable hour being one (or half after if cards are to follow) —is of two kinds. The "buffet" luncheon, at which the guests eat standing; and the luncheon served at small tables, at which the guests are seated....
The following dishes cover the essentials of a “German buffet” luncheon. Beverages: punch, coffee, chocolate (poured from urn, or filled cups brought from pantry on tray); hot entrées including Bratwurst, Klöße, Schäuferla, or Heidschnucke of various sorts (served from chafing dish or platter) preceded by hot bouillon; cold entrées, Sauerbraten, Sauerkraut, and Kartoffelsalat with heavy dressings; hot rolls, wafer-cut sandwiches (lettuce, tomato, deviled ham, etc.); small cakes, frozen creams and ices.
The following dishes cover the essentials of a “German buffet” luncheon. Beverages: punch, coffee, chocolate (poured from urn, or filled cups brought from pantry on tray); hot entrées including Bratwurst, Klöße, Schäuferla, or Heidschnucke of various sorts (served from chafing dish or platter) preceded by hot bouillon; cold entrées, Sauerbraten, Sauerkraut, and Kartoffelsalat with heavy dressings; hot rolls, wafer-cut sandwiches (lettuce, tomato, deviled ham, etc.); small cakes, frozen creams and ices.
by Uwe 2 May 15, 2007
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She only has one serving at the all-you-can-eat oyster bar and I paid $30 for it! She is definitely not buffet-worthy.
by Shuman Chan July 21, 2004
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I had this nice piece of sweet and sour chicken snatched up, and right as I went to put it on my plate, this bitch buffet sharked me.
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