Bollocks

What you say when Job Tracker crashes

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

gnats bollock

The smallest unit of measurement (as opposed to CH) lol.

He just missed hitting that car by a gnat's bollock.

by MarzAttax August 3, 2005

Bollocksed

When you going to get told of by someone or When you are nervous for what they may say! Usually used associated with school problems (eg-up tight shitty teachers , or just people who can’t take a joke ! )
Use the word appropriately please kiddos otherwise I’m bollocksed 🥱!

‘damn I’m going to get bollocksed because I said what I thought to my tutor/house parent and i will die’

by On ket from the vet 🥱 June 10, 2020

Bollocks

A British slang word for the word ‘teeth’.

‘You should brush your bollocks twice a day’

by Evilguy? February 25, 2021

Bollocks

Usually synonymous with the name Katie

Person 1 : "Oh bollocks!"
Person 2 : "Do you mean oh KATIE"

by Barry B Bensen December 3, 2021

divvy bollocks

A mild insult for an idiotic person. An alternative insult to 'soft ollies'

'You bloody Californian divvy bollocks'

by skip147 December 13, 2009

sticky bollocks

When your scrotum sticks to the sides of your legs because there is a small amount of moisture.

Wow sitting in the car so long has given me really bad sticky bollocks.

by jewbrew69 February 19, 2011