Brett Caan is from the Rick and Morty universe. A being of the meta, a man who's power is to retcon literally anything lest be put in a field of sports as that is the exact opposite of stories.
Rick: His name is Brett Caan, he has the power of making things always have been other things.
Morty: I think that's just called retconning, but his name is Brett Caan? Rhett is a name too, he could be Rhett Caan.
Morty: I think that's just called retconning, but his name is Brett Caan? Rhett is a name too, he could be Rhett Caan.
by Beefaroni_Salesman December 19, 2022

by A child who makes jokes in cla January 9, 2019

A weird ass anime teacher at jay co. Acts like tough shit but is not. Probably a furry but keeps it a secret. Low-key an asshole
by sadyeesinthechatbois October 11, 2019

Person 1: “who is that one Justice Trump nominated to the Supreme Court?”
Person 2: “Brett Kavagina?”
Person 1: “YEAH THAT GUY”
Person 2: “Brett Kavagina?”
Person 1: “YEAH THAT GUY”
by 69th_President July 5, 2022

by basicbadger May 11, 2021

Brett looks like Lester from gta v he loves little girls he is the goat at humanity's and he knows his gang signs so don't mess with him
by bigballs74 August 25, 2022

by PPgamer May 3, 2021
