by nobodynows July 31, 2016

Brandon's birthday is always around the corner. He always makes up when his birthday is and he gets like 15 different birthdays every year. Somehow he always gets away with it too. Somehow I'm the only one who knows. All I need to do is catch him on camera, then I will reveal to the whole world, and everyone will know his secret. Then I'll be the hero.
Person 1: Brandon I will spill your beans.
Person 2: You won't have any birthdays next year.
Person 3: and that's a promise.
Person 2: You won't have any birthdays next year.
Person 3: and that's a promise.
by JonnyLemon February 5, 2023

1. The most amazing and caring man in the world.
2. Capable of more than they give themselves credit for.
3. Someone I am always excited to spend time with.
4. The BEST person for Brittany and Everett.
2. Capable of more than they give themselves credit for.
3. Someone I am always excited to spend time with.
4. The BEST person for Brittany and Everett.
by justsomegirlinlove October 5, 2020

Brandon: "BROOOO, you seen Ashley?? She fiiiine!"
Gabriel: "The lesbian? ANOTHER ONE???"
Jason: "Bro we talked about this."
Gabriel: "The lesbian? ANOTHER ONE???"
Jason: "Bro we talked about this."
by 8487 September 2, 2022

Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is fearless, and will do anything sensible, but he knows when to stop. Brandon has beautiful eyes and amazing personalities. his attitude is usually funny, very funny. but hes smart too, just doesn't show it very much. Brandon tries hard at everything he does. he's courageous, strong, and beautiful all in one. he is the most amazing thing on earth.
by broken.brandon October 25, 2018
