brandoned

to have something stuffed up your butt

My teacher brandoned me in class with a candle.

by nobodynows July 31, 2016

Brandon

A boomer , by default. He doesn't use the correct your/you're almost ever, but his sister is really cool.

Brandon: ok boomer
Someone: but you're a brandon

by dishwasHER420 November 5, 2019

Brandon

A quiet stay at home person.Loves the lady’s and potentially kisses guys at random times. A wise young man

Brandon do you and Kanye still go out?

by Brandon.. November 9, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is the most genuine, caring, funny, handsome, amazing guy out there! Be careful when staring into those beautiful blue/green/golden eyes because you could get lost in them forever! You are guaranteed to laugh until you can’t breathe when you are around him. He has the biggest heart! Brandon is attentive and will always make you feel heard and accepted. He is the type of person who makes you strive to be better and do better every day. He is VERY easy to fall for because you know he will care for and protect your heart! If you’re luck enough to find yourself this absolutely amazing man, Brandon, don’t ever let him go.

“Who is that hottie over there with the cute koala socks?!”

“That’s Brandon, he is total hubby material, and all mine!”

by Koalabear April 7, 2020

Brandon :)

Brandon, also known as honey, is the most handsome and caring man to have walked this earth, there is no one else that comes close to him in terms of attractiveness. Being 6ft he gives amazing hugs, often accompanied by his kisses. It’s believed by many that he is the hottest person to exist, furthermore, he is so caring and affectionate that his touch is thought to be the most precious and valuable thing (besides Brandon himself). It’s a blessing to be in his presence, you won’t know just how perfect a person could possibly be, until you meet the BP.

‘Wow I love Brandon :), he’s the best thing to ever happen to me.’

by Ilovestrawberries69 August 22, 2022

Brandon

An annoying orchestra student that is stuck up and plays war thunder every day.

person 1:Oh great Brandon is coming

person 2: who’s brandon?
person 1: a dude that spends all of his life talking about tanks and planes that only plays the violin

by woah.thatsgay October 10, 2023

Brandon

Guy who only likes lesbians

Brandon: "BROOOO, you seen Ashley?? She fiiiine!"

Gabriel: "The lesbian? ANOTHER ONE???"

Jason: "Bro we talked about this."

by 8487 September 2, 2022