Avocado Bowl

To make an Avocado Bowl, you fill a bowl to the brim with water. Then, you stick toothpicks into either side of an avocado, and balance it on the top of the bowl so that about half of the avocado is submerged. You then proceed to freeze the bowl for a few hours. Once frozen, remove the avocado so that there is a smaller ice bowl frozen out. Next time you masturbate, put your nutsack into the crevice, and enjoy a much longer, and all-around better orgasm.

"Dude im so juiced, i primed like 3 Avocado Bowls last night!"

"Wow lucky...my mom stopped buying avocados so i have to settle with peaches"

"Wow, you must have a tiny nutsack if you use peaches"

by Your Boy95 October 17, 2011

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trust bowl

A bowl of Halloween candy, left unguarded in front of a house, because the family is too lazy to give it out. Usually accompanied by a sign saying "please take only one," etc. Highly ineffective.

The Andersons had a trust bowl outside their house tonight. I took it all.

by JetTripleSeven October 30, 2011

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Bowled Out

High As A Mothafucka

Guy 1 Bro You Joe Just Smoked 13 bowls he is bowled out
Guy 2 I Know Bro Were All High lol

by john1234norris24 July 24, 2011

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bedroom bowling

where the thumb is inserted into the anus and the middle and ring fingers are inserted into the vagina to be used for foreplay stimulation

Laura and I did a little bedroom bowling last night.

by Mike41886 January 26, 2009

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Bats and bowls

If a person 'bats and bowls', they are bisexual.

Similar to the phrase 'bats for both teams', this expression derives from the sport of cricket in which there are, broadly speaking, two types of players: those who bat and those who bowl.

Person 1: "Victor asked Samantha out not realizing that she isn't into guys."

Person 2: "Nah, he had a shot because I think Samantha both bats and bowls."

by gooseyganda October 25, 2020

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