book death

The odour that assaults your nose every time you open a old used school book or an old book in the library.

A mixture of (but not limited to) mold, condensation, urine, deteriorating paper and dying childhood dreams.

"My 'Macbeth' book smells funky"
"Awe man, that's the stench of book death"

by lennlish March 3, 2010

Faith Book

Facebook for Christians... with lisps.

Mom: Terrence, it's time for church!
Son: Lemme log off of my FAITH BOOK firtht.
Mom: FAITHBOOK?
Son: Excuth my lithp!

by bigbadmama October 14, 2011

strong books

when the odds at the bookies is in your favor and your likely to win. It can also be used in other contexts, such as "ahh strong books tonight" for a night out.

"You think tonight is gonna be a good night out?" "Yehhh, strong books tonight"

by Maddog10101 November 12, 2012

throw the book at

To give someone the maximum sentence for a crime or penalize very harshly.

Marty really got screwed over that jaywalking charge when the judge threw the book at him and gave him a life sentence in the federal do-me-in-the-ass prison.

by Nick D August 26, 2004

cooking the books

a frequent practice of lying and cheating in any record bookkeeping, in order to substancially increase your own personnal profit and earnings. OR knowingly providing incorrect information in a companies financial statements. This is, needless to say, illegal.

Johnny went to jail for cooking the books at his office.

by losrunner April 9, 2004

burn book

A book which contains bitchy comments about other people, often friends, school mates, etc.

Person 1: OMG! Shes such a bitch, i can't believe she slept with my exboyfriend, what a slut!

Person 2: Let it out, put it in the burn book

by Jonathan Irvine July 31, 2008

The Book of Face

Ridiculous term used in place of Facebook.

"Nick says to get your ass off The Book of Face and come downstairs."

by Mos before Bros April 23, 2007