Boob Crack

Basically just cleaveage. like a buttcrack only in the front and on your chest formed from 2 large boobs pressed together.

"A slippery coconut noodle just slid down my boob crack!"

"wow, she is showing a lot of boob crack"

"my dang titties are too small for me to have a boob crack"

person a: what are you staring at?
person b: your amazing boob crack!

Boob crack: a great place to carry a cell phone.

by Harrison's Girl July 10, 2012

Bobby Olson

The fictional person that you blame your blacked out antics on, or the person you claim to be hanging out with while blacked out.

1. -"Dude, why'd you rip all that stuff off your walls last night?"

-"I don't know, Bobby Olson must have done it."

2. -"Man, you just slammed a line of five shots."

-"Yeah bro, I'm gonna meet up with Bobby tonight."

by CorvetteGuy12 September 15, 2011

boob envy

when small chested girls constantly look at the chests of others

im not a lesbian-- i just have boob envy

by KIKIKANNNNN August 4, 2007

boobage

A woman breasts - specifically when referring to the type, style, size or quirkiness of her breasts. Usually used in a positive way to define "the girls" in question.

Her boobage was such that it couldn't be tamed even with an industrial strength Fredrick's of Hollywood bra.
or
What little boobage she had was choice.
or
My boobage is just going to rebel against the buttons on this blouse!

by JoCobs March 2, 2010

Bobby Misner

Rich, small dick, tries to play the cool billionaire son who is like the rest of the world, but he is just a douche

Dude, you're not rich quit being a Bobby Misner, you're just being a douche!

by Bobby Misner January 26, 2019

boob rays

The mesmerizing power of seeing a set of boobs. All other sights and sounds around you disappear as you stare at the boobs.

This applies to naked boobs primarily.

Girl: Did you hear what I said?
Dude: uh... what? ... boob rays ... so... captivating.

by boobiesexual June 17, 2009

boobaflauge

The use of ones chest to take attention off of other things, attributes, etc. Typically used by females to take attention away from unattractive attributes. This is a particular tactic of butterfaces.

Dude, you were fooled by her boobaflauge, she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

by mo-paintball.com March 19, 2011