by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 9, 2021
Get the Dick Blanketmug. An accessory item made especially popular by Lenny Kravitz, that is large enough to be a blanket but is worn as a scarf.
Person #1: "Look at that girl with that blanket scarf... I don't get it, is it a blanket or it is a scarf?"
Person #2:"Well at least she's warm."
Person #2:"Well at least she's warm."
by Mel R P June 14, 2016
Get the blanket scarfmug. A blanket used to cover yourself with attention, usually 10 seconds of Facebook fame, also usually while driving someone else’s reputation into the ground on social media. All while gaining popularity and influence.
Yeah, she really covered her ass with a clout blanket to talk shit about Johnny! Had the whole community involved in his business on Facebook, and now she’s even famous for it! Impressive! Let’s leave Johnny a bad review and get our own clout blankets!
by Thisismydayjob December 17, 2019
Get the Clout Blanketmug. by Blanketman69420 February 13, 2020
Get the Blanket Girlmug. One must cut a cockhole around the middle of a blanket and lay somewhere,yard,bed,or kitchen table ect. covered completely except the cock sticking out and ready to ride !
Funny thing, I managed to convince brian to do the glory blanket at a late night party last week and he was actually crazy enough to get like 3 different rides from the lady’s and 1 blowjob!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself April 12, 2019
Get the glory blanketmug. To go to sleep
by Wisdomtooth101 March 26, 2017
Get the hit the blanketsmug. A useless person who has no input to the group. They are awkward, a little bit moist and could also be described as a wet weekend. They are about as useful as a stiff blanket. No one wants a stiff blanket.
by W@llis February 4, 2018
Get the stiff blanketmug.