Mango Bitch Slap

Not as good a drink as "coconut what did you just say to me?" But passible. It gets the job done. I'ma beat your ass with it.

What you want me to put it in a sentence? Fuck you! I'm a just keep drinking mango bitch slap

by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 18, 2023

Canadian Bitch Slap

The humiliation inflicted on an opponent who cheats, conducts espionage, carries out sabotage, engages in blackmail, publicly smack talks, and otherwise exhibits dishonorable behaviors when defeating them honorably and treating them with respect throughout.

The other day, I had a jackass join my Counter Strike match talking smack, talking about how good he was and putting everyone else down, but after I kept killing him repeatedly while speaking sweetly to him, he rage quit after I sent him home packing with a Canadian Bitch Slap.

by Keegan Eden Barker March 9, 2025

Bitchaparently

(n.) That chick that you think is chill but then turns out to be a bitch.

X-"Dude Stacy was a total bitch last night."
Y-"Thats weird she's usually maad nice."
X-"I guess she's a Bitchaparently."

by Uncle Grampy February 25, 2011

bitchnap

to kidnap a person you really hate and has bitch like qualities and is not kid like in any way, making kidnap unusable
Past tense: Bitchnapped

Tom-"Tonight, we're gonna bitchnap that freaking slore(slut whore)."
Tim- "Why?"
Tom- "Because she gave you a B."
Tim- "Oh yeah... Fuck that slore!!"

by DatGuyWhoThrowsFruit@Walls May 20, 2011

Bitchlash

An injury to the neck when massive amount of hot women around

Dude did you see all the hotties last night?

Yea bro i got bitchlash hard.

by Sully22655 September 1, 2013

bitchpaper

Slang for money. Flypaper = paper that attracts flies; bitchpaper = paper that attracts bitches

How much bitchpaper you got on you?

by soulerrant November 6, 2013

Bitchapotamus

Bitchapotamus (noun): This rare creature is the ultimate bitch amongst bitches, she makes yours, and everyone's lives around her miserable. A control freak that always thinks she is right. She controls and destroys a man's finances, mental health, self esteem and any hope for happiness. A woman that has the social skills of a Hitler. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. She refuses to do something with a group, and will forgo hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A person who you want to strangle with your hands, and you wouldn't even care if you got jailed. If she were a man, she would be assaulted (using her position as a woman as a shield).

That new admin is a real Bitchapotamus, she sucks the joy out of everything she touches.

by El_Rey_832 December 17, 2016