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Birthday Punch

The act of running up to someone (usually a friend), and punching them (traditionally on their shoulder) on their birthday. Sometimes, when a person has many friends, they will all come up and get many punches in before they stop. Sometimes you can leave a bruise mark on them or you might cause them to cry.
“Bro we gave Him a birthday punch in the morning and he cried like a wuss. I know he was our friend but i didn’t know he would cry like that.”
by SCRU FACE March 18, 2019
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Birthday

Wow can you remember this mum.. twenty years ago i wore your flange hat!! Happy Birthday to me!
by Trazgoth September 16, 2009
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Late Birthday sex

if due to unforeseen circumstances if birthday sex isnt given upon someones birthday then late birthday sex is permitable because of the previous mentioned circumstances. now late birthday sex is exactly the same as birthday sex just on a different day than the persons actual birthday
Guy is extremely sick on his birthday. So girl cant give guy birthday sex without getting sick. So this girl decides to give guy late birthday sex. problem solved.
by gratspike February 27, 2011
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double golden birthday

It is fairly well known that a "Golden" birthday is the birthday when you turn the same age as the day you were born on. For example, turning 22 on the 22nd. A "Double Golden" birthday is when you turn double the age of the day you were born on. Ex. turning 44 on the 22nd.
Friend 1: Did you know today is Tanya's double golden birthday?

Friend 2: That's right, today she's turning 22 on the 11th.
by CLM822 August 22, 2017
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birthday cake ice cream

Ice cream that appears like normal, boring vanilla icecream, but is really filled with deliciously yummy cake batter flavor. Add sprinkles, and it is the perfect substitute for any normal birthday cake.
"Hey Amanda, what kind of ice cream flavor do you want?"

"I'll have birthday cake ice cream."
by Abaybay April 15, 2008
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birthday

by kristen October 23, 2003
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Birthday spankings

To strike the ass of a person on their birthday, giving them the amount of swats as their age(for example, a 16 year old would get 16 whacks to the butt). This practice originated in North America as a way to celebrate someone's birthday. There are several ways to do birthday spankings: over the knee, bent over furniture, under the arm, or everyone lines up with their legs spread apart so the birthday boy/girl can crawl under their legs and as they pass by you, you swat their buttocks. Usually, one or all of the parties involved get sexual ensure out of this
Come over my knee, it's time for your birthday spankings
by Novanilla January 25, 2015
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