bible

a bullshit book dumbass parents force their kids to read every sunday when they should be watching football

Dude why do you have a bible?

by 69cookie666 September 18, 2016

biflexual

Flexing all the ways

i’m biflexual bitch, debit or credit?

by Hoolia Bonbarem November 28, 2018

Satanic Bible

Written by anton szandor lavey in 1969. As the name says, it is the "bible" of satanism. Can be downloaded from satanic-bible.com

"Blessed are the destroyers of false hope, for they are the true Messiahs - Cursed are the god-adorers, for they shall be shorn sheep!"
-(Satanic bible) The Book of Satan,

by biosatanist September 23, 2006

Bible

The best sci-fi fantasy book ever

Dave: i really do think star wars might be the best sci-fi fantasy ever
Bob:well...have you read the bible

by Fukbois r ded June 2, 2018

Bidle

A young looking man who does not look the best on the outside but is the sweetest, kindest, most intelligent person you will meet on the inside, he can make you laugh when you need it most, even just by looking at him

Aw that boy there is such a bidle, you wouldn't expect it

by Urban Master Mate January 22, 2018

Biblehugger

Someone who is most likely a christian that depends solely on the bible for support, for they know without it they are nothing. Inside they feel insecure and unsafe, denying the fact that they are alone, trapped inside their minds with an empty smile. One who is saddly praised for being what they are, only because the most powerful person in America is one.

"hey you! what are you doing with a bible at school?"
*glances around uneasily*
"be...becau..."
*runs off in the direction of baptist church*

by the voice inside your head December 15, 2003

Bible II

Noun.

1. The fictional repository of all the spurious claims, fake evidence and out-and-out bullshit lies that a loudmouth douchebag at your office tries to pass of as fact.

2. Material of such doubtful veracity as to require the launch of a small religion in order to be believed by anyone.

A: "And when I was a little girl, gypsies came to town and kidnapped some of the neighborhood kids. Ever since then I can hear cats' feelings with my mind."

B: "Sure, mom, I'll be sure to save that one for the Bible II."

X: "And then these two uber-tasty half-Japanese, half-Brazilian auto-show models got in the Space Shuttle we borrowed from Dane Cook and they gave us guitars made out of weed that you could really play because the weed strings and weed pickups were treated with this molecular catalyst that turns THC into superconductive metal."

Y: ". . ."

by Pastor Brian August 18, 2009